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Arab Man’s Dream of Becoming Executioner Comes True

Arab Man’s Dream of Becoming Executioner Comes True (0)

January 6, 2009 • Category: LEAD

The story of Saudi executioner Zamil proves that dreams, do indeed, come true.

Arab Man’s Dream of Becoming Executioner Comes True

NEWS

France’s Muslim Youth Celebrate New Year’s Eve Torching 1100 Cars while Sarkozy Vows to Get Tough (3)

Muslim “youth” torched an estimated 40,000 plus autos in 2007. After their latest “carbeque” on New Years Eve, President Sarkozy has vowed to once again “get tough”.

POLITICS - GOVERNMENT

AP Notices Obama Refusal to Answer Questions about Blagovich, Rahm Emanuel (4)

AP Notices Obama Refusal to Answer Questions about Blagovich, Rahm Emanuel

The AP notices that Barack Obama has refused to answer questions about Rahm Emanuel’s involvement and contacts with Illinois governor, Rod Blagovich. Obama supporters may be confused by the MSM’s sudden curiosity about Obama.

CULTURE

Culture: Yummy Kangaroos, Idiot of the Week and World’s Oldest Cat (0)

Culture: Yummy Kangaroos, Idiot of the Week and World’s Oldest Cat

In this week’s Culture Watch: Good News, Culture, Global Warming Update, Essential Trivia and, of course, the Top Idiot of the Week winner.

CRIME

Cincinnati Grandma Robbed Banks to Support Son (1)

Cincinnati Grandma Robbed Banks to Support Son

Sixty-eight-year old Barbara Joly plead guilty to robbing a bank and remains a suspect in two others. Joly isn’t the only grandmother to rob a bank, nor is she the “oldest” person to ever rob a bank.

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craigslist Crime: craigslist Prostitution Ads Crackdown a Sham? (3)

craigslist Crime: craigslist Prostitution Ads Crackdown a Sham?

craigslist has announced measures to limit prostitution on its Internet site. Trench Reynolds examines those measures. Are they effective–or just a public relations ploy?

ISSUES

New Orleans Neighbor, Fed Up with Grieving Mother, Turns to City Officials (0)

New Orleans Neighbor, Fed Up with Grieving Mother, Turns to City Officials

A grieving New Orleans mother’s art is a neighbor’s grafitti. The city of New Orleans is set to fine the mother $100 a day if she doesn’t repaint her sidewalk. The same sidewalk that hasn’t been repaired since Hurricane Katrina.

FEATURE

Obama Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac Chicago Home Mortgage $903,000 over Legal Limit (10)

Obama Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac Chicago Home Mortgage $903,000 over Legal Limit

Like millions of other homeowners, President-elect Barack Obama has a Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac mortgage, but unlike other home owners, Obama managed to acquire one $903,000 over the legal Federal limit.

INFO - TECH

Ambrose Bierce: Sixty Ambrose Bierce Quotes (1)

Ambrose Bierce: Sixty Ambrose Bierce Quotes

Sixty Ambrose Bierce quotes: quotes by one of the most-quoted Americans, Ambrose “Bitter” Bierce.

OPINION

Politically Incorrect: FBI’s Most Wanted List (1)

Is it politically incorrect to ask about how many illegal immigrants are on the FBI Most Wanted list?

SCANDAL!

Dead California Elector: Irregularities Found in California (3)

Dead California Elector: Irregularities Found in California

In California, it’s the will of the dead people apparently. One of the California electors appears to be deceased. Other irregularities were admitted by the California Democratic Party.

PIXELANEOUS

Winter, Global Warming Pictures: Man-Made Climate Change Comes Early (0)

Winter, Global Warming Pictures: Man-Made Climate Change Comes Early

Man made climate change came early to the Ohio-Pennsylvania-West Virginia area this year. Five pix document the effects of global warming and have us wondering, “What can be done to save the Earth?”

TRAVEL

Japanese Snow Monkeys Soak in their own Resort Hot Springs (0)

Japanese Snow Monkeys Soak in their own Resort Hot Springs

These Japanese snow monkeys know how to relax! Amazing photos of snow monkeys in their own private hot springs.

VIDEO

Amazing Rendition of National Anthem Sung by Angelic Little Girls (0)

Five little adorable girls sing an amazing and quite beautiful rendition of the National Anthem.

ENTERTAINMENT

Real Housewives of Orange County: Gretchen’s Tragedy and Glass Houses (1)

Real Housewives of Orange County: Gretchen’s Tragedy and Glass Houses

It’s season four of the Real Housewives of Orange County and the claws come out when new Housewife Lynne Curtain fails to acknowledge the pecking order. We’ve also got info on Gretchen’s boyfriend, Jeff Bietzel.

SPORTS

POLL: Which NFL Team Will Win Super Bowl XLIII (1)

POLL: Which NFL Team Will Win Super Bowl XLIII

POLL: Which team will win the 2009 Super Bowl? Polls for picking the winner of XLIII stay open until December 8 2008.

MAINSTREAM MEDIA BIAS

Papercuts Poll Results: MSNBC Judged ‘Most Unreliable MSM Organization (1)

Papercuts Poll Results: MSNBC Judged ‘Most Unreliable MSM Organization

The results of November’s Papercuts Poll on the most unreliable Mainstream Media organization are in: MSNBC handily won.

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