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		<title>Dr Milton Wolf: Obama Cousin ObamaCare Foe</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/headlines/2010/03/dr-milton-wolf-obama-cousin-obamacare-foe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:54:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mondo</dc:creator>
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[ABOVE: Obama's cousin coming for O-Care!]
WOLF MEDIA BLITZ ALERT
DBKP had it last month, but the MSM has finally gotten wind of the Obama family fight that&#8217;s been brewing for awhile.  
Obama&#8217;s cousin, Dr. Milton Wolf, is turning into a one-man stand against ObamaCare today.  Here&#8217;s what&#8217;s on tap:
This morning the Washington Times published, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Eric Massa: Dirtbag or Evil PR Genius?</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/headlines/2010/03/eric-massa-dumbass-or-evil-pr-genius/</link>
		<comments>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/headlines/2010/03/eric-massa-dumbass-or-evil-pr-genius/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mondo</dc:creator>
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Eric Massa, the Dem congressperson that went off on a satisfying&#8211;if you&#8217;re opposed to ObamaCare&#8211;rant yesterday: is he a victim of Dem duplicity, a PR genius or a lying weasel?
Bob Lonsberry asks if he can vote more than once.
From ERIC MASSA DUPES THE CONSERVATIVES:
 But for the record, a few facts.
The first is that over [...]]]></description>
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		<title>John Edwards Scandal: The Dignification of Rielle Hunter</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/headlines/2010/02/john-edwards-scandal-rielle-hunter-dignified/</link>
		<comments>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/headlines/2010/02/john-edwards-scandal-rielle-hunter-dignified/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 14:54:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mondo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Political Opinion/Commentary]]></category>

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NEWSWEEK&#8217;S DARMAN MAKING A PITCH?
RIELLE HUNTER: ONE DIGNIFIED HOME-WRECKER

TURNING A SOW&#8217;S EAR INTO A SILK PURSE?
Is Jonathan Darman auditioning for the job of ghost-writer of a future Rielle Hunter tell-all book?
Newsweek&#8217;s Darman presents a treads a delicate line between leering fascination and mistress empathy.  A sample from The Quiet Dignity of Rielle Hunter:
And yet, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Video: Texas Tea Party Responds to Keith Olbermann</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/headlines/2010/02/video-texas-tea-party-responds-to-keith-olbermann/</link>
		<comments>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/headlines/2010/02/video-texas-tea-party-responds-to-keith-olbermann/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 19:50:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mondo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Political Opinion/Commentary]]></category>

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TEXAS TEA PARTY ANSWERS KEITH OLBERMANN&#8217;s
NOT-SO-SUBTLE RACISM CHARGES WITH VIDEO!
Found the video below at Atlas,Olbermann Busted by Texas Tea .  
It was so enjoyable, it was thought that readers who might not be aware of it would find it enlightening.

Olbermann, like most of the Left, can&#8217;t just disagree with someone.  They have to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cindy Sheehand Punk&#8217;d by People&#8217;s Cube</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/headlines/2010/02/cindy-sheehand-punkd-by-peoples-cube/</link>
		<comments>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/headlines/2010/02/cindy-sheehand-punkd-by-peoples-cube/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 14:45:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mondo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[HUMOR]]></category>

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Ashton Kutcher could take some lessons from the People&#8217;s Cube.
From Red Square: 
OFF KARAKTER
Metaphorical tea-bagging befalls moonbats who become overconfident and register activist &#8220;.org&#8221; sites without a &#8220;.com&#8221; version. Which is exactly what happened to Cindy &#8220;campout&#8221; Sheehan and David &#8220;Gloria&#8221; Swanson when they started peaceoftheaction.org as part of a new scheme to lure the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Civilian Casualties: Sloppy Work or Allied Targeters Pwned?</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/headlines/2010/02/civilian-casualties-sloppy-work-or-allied-targeters-pwned/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 14:24:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mondo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Political Opinion/Commentary]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://deathby1000papercuts.com/headlines/?p=2028</guid>
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ALL&#8217;S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR?!?

THE GAMES THAT ARE PLAYED
Rick at Brutally Honest, wonders if Allied targeters might not be getting duped by the Taliban?
Nato strike kills 27 Afghanistan civilians via Are our targeters on the ground being willfully duped?:

At least 33 civilians were killed in a Nato air strike in southern Afghanistan on Sunday, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Reminder to Mitch McConnell: Lack of Bipartisanship Did Not Cause Tea Party Demonstrations</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/headlines/2010/02/a-reminder-to-mitch-mcconnell-lack-of-bipartisanship-did-not-cause-tea-party-demonstrations/</link>
		<comments>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/headlines/2010/02/a-reminder-to-mitch-mcconnell-lack-of-bipartisanship-did-not-cause-tea-party-demonstrations/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 02:11:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mondo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Political Opinion/Commentary]]></category>

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[ABOVE: When it comes to Porkulus II, McConnell's ready to declare peace with big-spending Democrats]
Mitch McConnell says Republicans may very well go along with Porkulus II.  And why not?  It&#8217;s not more taxpayer money&#8211;it&#8217;s the taxpayers&#8217; kids&#8217; money.

MITCH McCONNELL IS THROWING AWAY ANY MORAL HIGH GROUND ON SPENDING
Is Mitch McConnell (D-KY) a DNC [...]]]></description>
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		<title>David Brooks: Educated vs Self-Made Hacks</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/headlines/2010/02/david-brooks-educated-vs-self-made-hacks/</link>
		<comments>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/headlines/2010/02/david-brooks-educated-vs-self-made-hacks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 18:29:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mondo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Political Opinion/Commentary]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://deathby1000papercuts.com/headlines/?p=2019</guid>
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SPEAKING OF HACKS&#8230;

WHERE&#8217;S DAVID BROOKS&#8217; JOKEBOOK?
You can say one thing for David Brooks, the New York Times&#8217; domesticated &#8220;conservative&#8221;: it&#8217;s hard to beat his unintentionally-hilarious quotes.
His latest cluelessness?
&#8220;Government used to be staffed by party hacks. Today, it is staffed by people from public policy schools. But does government work better than it did before?&#8221;
Let&#8217;s see: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bill Maher: Douchebag Commentary from King Douche</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/headlines/2010/02/bill-maher-douchebag-commentary-from-king-douche/</link>
		<comments>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/headlines/2010/02/bill-maher-douchebag-commentary-from-king-douche/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 01:51:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mondo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Political Opinion/Commentary]]></category>

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DOUCHEBAG SAYS &#8220;WHAT?&#8221;
You are entering the Bill Maher Zone: your level of commentary is now in free-fall.
From Maher: Palin’s Job at Fox Equivalent to Talking to Her Down Syndrome Baby:
How does one prepare for an upcoming appearance by Seth MacFarlane of Family Guy fame?  If you&#8217;re Bill Maher, you follow up the Family Guy/Sarah [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Palin-McCain-Haysworth: The Hard Questions Made Easy</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/headlines/2010/02/palin-mccain-haysworth-the-hard-questions-made-easy/</link>
		<comments>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/headlines/2010/02/palin-mccain-haysworth-the-hard-questions-made-easy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 23:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mondo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Political Opinion/Commentary]]></category>

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J.D. HAYWORTH vs. JOHN McCAIN
Is this really a question conservatives have to spend much time answering?
People seem to be in a quandry because Sarah Palin is making some campaign appearances for Senator John McCain.  Joe the Plumber is merely the most visible. 
The question seems to be: &#8220;I like Sarah, but don&#8217;t like McCain. [...]]]></description>
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