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		<title>Munich Airport on Alert after Man Flees After Laptop Tests Positive for Explosive</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 19:24:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The incident at the Munich airport occurred today at 3:30 PM. What&#8217;s scary about this story: A passenger had a laptop that tested positive for a possible explosive by a security device. The man then &#8220;dodged&#8221; security then ran into a closed section of the airport then apparently escaped. The incident was serious in that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Claymation Creator of Gumby, Davey and Goliath Dead at Age 88</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 20:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LBG</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Long live Gumby&#8230; Gumby creator and animator Art Clokey has died at age 88: LOS OSOS, Calif. — Animator Art Clokey, whose bendable creation Gumby became a pop culture phenomenon through decades of toys, revivals and satires, died Friday. He was 88. Clokey, who suffered from repeated bladder infections, died in his sleep at his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pot Plants Held for Ransom</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 05:47:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LBG</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Florida pot plants held for ransom The note read “Thanks for the grow! You want them back? Call for the price &#8230; We’ll talk.” The ransom: $200 negotiated down from a higher price for six large pot plants stolen from a wooded lot in the Florida Keys. The victim: Steven Locascio, 48, who called the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Australians Celebrate New Year&#8217;s Flying Massive A380 Airbus Over Antarctic Polar Ice Cap</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 19:10:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LBG</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A chartered Quantas A380 Airbus filled with 450 passengers is scheduled to take off from Melbourne, Australia, for a &#8220;midnight sun&#8221; New Year&#8217;s Eve flight. Accompanying the passengers, an onboard jazz band, as the carbon emission spewing plane circles over melting icebergs and the shrinking polar ice cap: An onboard jazz band will keep passengers [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Janet Napolitano Agrees with Matt Lauer that System Failed Miserably</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 19:17:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kudos to Matt Lauer who, this morning on The Today Show grilled Napolitano over the remark she made during the Sunday morning news shows where Napolitano claimed the &#8220;system worked&#8221;. When Lauer stated the obvious, that the system &#8220;failed miserably&#8221;, Napolitano agreed. Twenty-fours ago Napolitano made the Sunday news show rounds repeating the government&#8217;s claim [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alaskan Officials: Kill Frogs Found in Christmas Trees</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 16:52:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LBG</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alaskan officials are playing Death Squad Scrooges this year to live Pacific Chorus frogs found in Christmas trees. Christmas trees for sale in the Anchorage area are adorned with something truly different this holiday season — live Pacific Chorus frogs. While the small frogs are very cute with lovely moss-colored green sides and black spots, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Male Porn Star Sentenced to Three Years in Prison for Family Heists</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 06:25:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LBG</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Porn must not be as lucrative as we&#8217;re led to believe&#8230;. Taleon and Keyontyli Goffney, Porn Star Twins and Failed Cat Burglars It was &#8220;All in the Family&#8221; for 27-yr-old porn star Taleon Goffney in regards to a string of burglaries that stretched from Pennsylvania to Florida. According to authorities, Goffney was the &#8220;mastermind&#8221;, his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pennslyvania Teachers Retirement Funds Says it Needs Billions More From Taxpayers</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 06:27:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LBG</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And the taxpayers aren&#8217;t too happy about their request. The Pennsylvania Public School Employees&#8217; Retirement Fund said today its &#8220;plan net assets&#8221; used for calculating future pension subsidies shrank to $43 billion at June 30, from $63 billion a year ago. As a result, PSERS is calling for an 8.22% payroll surcharge on all school [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Louisiana Escapee Cruising Highway 49 in Unmarked Sheriff&#8217;s Vehicle</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 18:41:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LBG</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Male or female escapee, we&#8217;re not quite sure. Either way, a Louisiana inmate from the Grant Parish Detention Center overpowered a transport guard while on the way to Huey P. Long Hospital. A Monroe Louisiana paper warns residents to be on the lookout for: Erica Burnaman, 32, overpowered the transport guard taking him to Huey [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tennessee Grand Jury Fails to Indict Obama on Treason</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:40:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LBG</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another Obama &#8220;Birther&#8221; case bites the dust. This time in Tennessee. Despite a brief media frenzy, indictments sought against President Obama, a grand jury foreman and an assistant district attorney were not returned by the Monroe County grand jury. Walt Fitzpatrick has been seeking to indict President Barack Obama on treason charges, but the grand [...]]]></description>
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