Category: HUMOR

Obama to Charlie Rangel: End it with Dignity

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No, Barack Obama couldn’t have been hinting at something unthinkable, could he?

Under the bus: Obama finds Rangel charges “very troubling,” hopes he ends career “with dignity”

“I think Charlie Rangel served a very long time and served– his constituents very well. But these– allegations are very troubling,” Obama told Harry Smith in an interview to be aired on the “Early Show.” and first broadcast on the CBS Evening News with Katie Couric.

“And he’ll– he’s somebody who’s at the end of his career. Eighty years old. I’m sure that– what he wants is to be able to– end his career with dignity. And my hope is that– it happens.”

No.

Say what you will: Obama’s no Sicilian mobster.

There’s been absolutely no proof that any of the president’s ancestors came from Sicily.

by Mondo Frazier
image: Jamie

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April Fools Video from the NRSC

Truly, our greatest president ever–and our biggest unifier!

April Fools!

UPDATE: Don Surber has the complete transcript.

Excerpt: The transcript:

He kept all his promises.

Obama: “Change has come to America”

Unemployment is at negative 39%

Obama: “The most sweeping economic recovery package…”

Our deficit is no more.

Obama: “It is time to put an end to the runaway spending and the record deficits”

And global warming has been solved by replacing cars with low-emission unicorns

Powered by the renewable energy of rainbows.

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Cindy Sheehand Punk’d by People’s Cube

Ashton Kutcher could take some lessons from the People’s Cube.

From Red Square:

OFF KARAKTER
Metaphorical tea-bagging befalls moonbats who become overconfident and register activist “.org” sites without a “.com” version. Which is exactly what happened to Cindy “campout” Sheehan and David “Gloria” Swanson when they started peaceoftheaction.org as part of a new scheme to lure the unwashed progs into a tent camp in front of the White House, to shake fists and demand a surrender of America’s “imperial forces” to all enemies, foreign and domestic.

Ha!

But, due to elementary sloppiness, Sheehan & Company got punk’d by the People’s Cube.

The Cube has the entire episode captured for posterity, long with the links to the sites: Cindy Sheehan’s New Website Tea-bagged by the People’s Cube.

Cindy Sheehan, you’ve been teabagged.

NOTE: While the reader may not be able to get a total idea of what’s going on, a quick click of the link above will make everything clear within seconds.

image: People’s Cube

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IMaksim Subversive Movie Poster Discovered


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RED ALERT, COMRADES!

This comes from infamous subversive IMaksim: Best Picture: Nonexistent Congressional District 9? .

By pointing out the dangers of investing in nonexistent Congressional districts using a nonexistent poster from a nonexistent movie, this IMaksim has proven himself intent on sowing discontent among the laboring masses who toil for the greater good of Proud Progressives everywhere.

This Imaksim convicts himself:

Nonexistent Congressional District 9 is a dark comedy about an incompetent liberal progressive government that claims to have funneled $6.4 billion in stimulus money to 440 congressional districts, which creates or saves 30,000 jobs. Hi-jinks ensue when it is discovered that the districts don’t exist.

Bah!

If captured, IMaksim is to be tried by a nonexistent jury of his nonexistent peers and imprisoned in a nonexistent prison for an indeterminate amount of time.

Failing that, we’ll content ourselves with awarding him this nearly nonexistent recognition.

Closely examine more of this renegade’s work and see if you don’t agree that this is truly a dangerous subversive we’re dealing with here: IMaksim.com.

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Video: Obama is the Taxman

Hilarious video of Obama’s tax policy, as foretold by the Beatles.

h/t: Hot Air Headlines

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Obama FAIL Letter from Organizing for America


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Got this somewhat unusual letter in the email box today.

Does this mean that even Obama realizes the jig is up?

NOTE: I noticed that I Own the World got their own letter from Organizing for America addressed to Obama Blows.
Just Arrived in the Mail (e that is)

AND: LBG takes a serious look at what was contained in the letter and what it meant: Obama Fails to Receive Wakeup Call Sent by Massachusetts Voters, Scott Brown Election

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Eye Cleansing Picture: Damaged Mind’s Eye Mender for WOMEN

DBKP Eye Cleanse for Women


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As a public service, we’ve decided to put up a pic we can link to when we need something to cleanse the eye.

This is for those times the surfer has stumbled across something so horrible, they want to poke a sharp stick in their mind’s eye.

Now, there’s no need to do that. Bookmark, click, and repeat as often as necessary.

Feel better?

NOTE: Since we’re no expert on sexy men, feel free to leave suggestions in the comments for other eye cleansers, ladies.

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