Porn must not be as lucrative as we’re led to believe….

Taleon and Keyontyli Goffney, Porn Star Twins and Failed Cat Burglars

It was “All in the Family” for 27-yr-old porn star Taleon Goffney in regards to a string of burglaries that stretched from Pennsylvania to Florida. According to authorities, Goffney was the “mastermind”, his mother the “lookout”, and his twin brother-who starred with Goffney in porn films-as the co-burglar.

Nicknamed Spider-Man by the cops, Goffney sawed through roofs then shimmied down a wire to score a heist. After one arrest, Goffney managed to kick out the rear window of a cop car then swim across a pond while handcuffed in 2006.

‘Spider-Man’ burglar gets 3 years in prison