Tax Blessing: A Progressive Thanksgiving Prayer
Ah, the People’s Cube.
When things look darkest, the soothing sounds of Progressive Humor is music to Socialist ears. This Thanksgiving, let’s give thanks for humor.
From Progressive Thanksgiving Prayer: Blessing of the Taxes:
This year’s secular Thanksgiving prayer was written by the People’s Economist Professor Kurgman, PhD,PhD,PhD
As much as I abhor Christianity, I occasionally attend progressive churches in my community – as long as the pastor expounds on socialism and its variants like environmental causes, and the rights of the oppressed masses of gays, wymyn, African-Americans, Palestinians, Hugo Chavez, and Hezbollah. Our local pastor, thank Lenin, rarely talks about anything else. He even asked me, a Marxist, to compose a prayer for this week’s Thanksgiving sermon. Now, everybody knows that Thanksgiving observance does nothing more than perpetuate the Holocaust of the Native American. What positive meaning could be found in such a grotesquely shameful holiday? Well, my admirable laser-sharp mind of an economist with three PhDs immediately found a brilliant, socially significant answer.
by GroupThink, People’s Cube.
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If you’re surfing and have some time to kill, the People’s Cube will fill the time and your needs for mirth. Unless you’re a humorless prole.
In which case, you should and will be shot.
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