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	<title>DBKP  -  Death By 1000 Papercuts  -  DBKP</title>
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		<title>Day Six: FBI Agent Stephen Ivens Still Missing, Ivens Dazed, Staggering, Night He Disappeared</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2012/05/day-six-fbi-agent-stephen-ivens-still-missing-ivens-dazed-staggering-night-he-disappeared/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 18:22:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Based on the lack of news reports from Los Angeles six days after Stephen Ivens disappeared, the missing FBI agent Stephen Ivens story has fallen off the local Los Angeles news map. A news story about a missing FBI agent, possibly suicidal and possibly carrying a gun, who may have went missing&#8211;on foot&#8211;in the nearby Verdugo Mountains six days ago who hasn&#8217;t been found after an intense manhunt including 100 FBI agents. Local LA news reports on the intense manhunt by authorities for Ivens have been replaced by the new search for missing &#8216;Terminator 3&#8242; actor Nick Stahl allegedly last seen in downtown Los Angeles skid row. Tuesday, the LA Times reported Stephen Ivens was allegedly dazed, &#8216;out of it&#8217;, and staggering on his sidewalk before he allegedly disappeared sometime Thursday night. Los Angeles Times, Tuesday, May 15, 2012: An FBI agent missing since last Friday seemed dazed and out of it late last week, a neighbor reported. Stephen Ivens, 35, left on foot from his home in the 1700 block of Scott Road in Burbank on Friday morning and was reported missing by his family a short time later. An avid hiker who is married and the father of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Youtube Removes Shockingly Horrific Mexico Drug Cartel Video of Latest Massacre</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 15:44:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LBG1</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This isn't the first time a Mexican drug cartel has used social media like Youtube to post snuff and torture videos but this could be the worst: the horrific, all in a night's work unloading, then dumping, the dismembered, decapitated bodies in last Sunday's 'Mother's Day' massacre; a massacre of 49 victims, their bodies discovered dumped off a Mexico highway east of Monterrey. ]]></description>
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		<title>One Less Problem</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2012/05/one-less-problem/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 12:15:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DBKP Humor-Satire-Graphics</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A daily cartoon from DansCartoons.com.]]></description>
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		<title>Conservative Cartoon Links: May 16, 2012</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2012/05/conservative-cartoon-links-may-16-2012/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 12:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your daily link to the best in conservative cartoons plus a Daily Dose of I Own The World.]]></description>
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		<title>The Rust Belt&#8217;s Bleak Chic: Trading Suburbia for Detroit</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2012/05/the-rust-belts-bleak-chic-trading-suburbia-for-detroit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 11:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Granite Sentry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["Routine" and "dull" are never truly appreciated until the shooting starts. 'Back to the Rust Belt' is a movement of sorts in which suburbia's restless youth is determined to touch its Inner Grit. Whether it's a sign of "being priced out of cooler locales" or a universal desire to be "cool," the Granite Sentry explores what's at the heart of this New Noir.]]></description>
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		<title>Throw On Another Stake</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 09:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOPE N CHANGE - by Stilton Jarlsberg]]></description>
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		<title>May 16, 2012: Today in Weird History</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 08:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[May 16: Weird and historic happenings on this date throughout history.]]></description>
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		<title>Mexico Mother&#8217;s Day Massacre Horror Video: Evil Incarnate</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 04:13:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LBG1</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Warning: Photo and surreal video are extremely graphic.]]></description>
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		<title>Banners Proclaim Los Zetas Drug Cartel Not Responsible for Latest Mexican Massacre</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 03:32:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LBG1</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mexican authorities removed several large banners hung early Tuesday morning in areas of heavy morning traffic in the state of Nuevo Leon; banners which proclaimed the innocence of the Los Zetas drug cartel in Mexico's latest massacre: 49 victims dumped on the side of a remote highway east of Monterrey. ]]></description>
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		<title>Extreme Radioactive Black Substance Discovered 5 Kilometers From Tokyo</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2012/05/extreme-radioactive-black-substance-discovered-5-kilometers-from-tokyo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 23:05:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LBG1</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A mysterious black substance five times more radioactive than the Chernobyl-Belarus mandatory evacuation zone was discovered 4 kilometers from the center of Tokyo, the Hirai Station.]]></description>
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