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		<title>Jeremy Lin: Linsane Media Coverage Rules</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2012/02/jeremy-lin-linsane-media-coverage-rules/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Feb 2012 10:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jermey Lin?  If you live in NYC, then you've been saturated with Linsane coverage about a (flash-in-the-pan?) NBA guard of the Chinese persuasion. Of course, with all of the enthusiasm has come excess--and with excess comes the inevitable sensitivity training.  It's America 2012: live it up for a while longer!  (L)insane!]]></description>
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		<title>Video of the Day: New Zealand All Blacks vs. France Haka</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 16:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because really Haka is just cool]]></description>
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		<title>R.I.P. Joe Frazier: A Few Thoughts on Boxing</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 12:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Da Tool Guy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boxing legend Joe Frazier passed this week and Da Tool Guy uses the occasion to ruminate on the past, present and future of boxing--particularly, the heavyweight class--and why Joe Frazier was so important t othe sport.  R.I.P. Joe Frazier.]]></description>
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		<title>Sarasota Youth Football Players Beat Referee Senseless: More Organized Chaos</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2011/09/sarasota-youth-football-players-beat-referee-senseless-more-organized-chaos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2011 09:35:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[More organized chaos: 13- and 14-year-old players from a youth football team beat a referee senseless at halftime, angered at an earlier call.]]></description>
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		<title>NCAA Mascot Nannies: North Dakota Goes on Warpath</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 11:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The NCAA nannies in charge of school mascots has largely run amok--until it came up against to North Dakota.  The North Dakota legislature has gone on the warpath with the NCAA over the University's use of the Fighting Sioux mascot.  The Granite Sentry has the details.]]></description>
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		<title>Tiger Woods Fires Caddy Steve Williams. Retains Demons</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 10:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mondoreb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tiger Woods is back in the news and it doesn't involve women, drugs or gambling.  No, the former top golfer didn't win anything--he just fired his long-time caddy, Steve Williams.  NMA.tv video animation.]]></description>
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		<title>NCCA Basketball: Connecticut vs Butler; Is the NCAA Milking Athletes?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Apr 2011 13:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The NCAA national championship between Connecticut and Butler is Monday night and one wonders: Is the NCAA milking athletes for big bucks?  Does the Pope wear a beanie?  NMA TV animation.]]></description>
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		<title>2011 NFL Lockout-Strike: Will Fans Finally Say Enough?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2011 13:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If the NFL lockout leads to a strike, will this be the year a majority of football fans finally say "enough"? NMA TV animation.]]></description>
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		<title>Electric Drag Racing with John Wayland and White Zombie</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2011/02/electric-drag-racing-with-john-wayland-and-white-zombie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Feb 2011 14:20:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Electric drag racing might be the motor sport of the future.  A video report about John Wayland and his racer, The White Zombie.]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Smorgasbord: Super Bowl Predictions, Schedule, Gossip, History</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2011/02/super-bowl-smorgasbord-super-bowl-predictions-schedule-gossip-history/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Feb 2011 11:45:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mondoreb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[2011 Super Bowl XLV: The Green Bay Packers vs the Pittsburgh Steelers.  We've got Super Bowl history, predictions, schedule, facts, champions, news and some gossip.  A tasty Super Bowl XLV Smorgasbord!]]></description>
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