Republican Voter Apathy: The McCain Monologues

“Pop the champagne, cue the music, let’s party! McCain has wrapped up the Republican nomination.”
“Champagne? For McCain, are you kidding?”
“How bout some Cold Duck, would that suffice?”
“Why are you in the mood to celebrate?”
“I thought we should, after all, McCain’s our man!”

“McCain’s our man, true, tell me one thing McCain’s said this election that [...]

Chuck Norris, 67, Says McCain is Over The Hill

At a bar-be-que fund raiser held for Mike Huckabee today at his Texas ranch, actor Chuck Norris spoke out about why he made the decision not to back John McCain for the 2008 Republican candidate:
“I didn’t pick John to support because I’m just afraid that the vice president would wind up taking over his job [...]

Mitt Romney: Is a Win Written in the Planets and Stars?

Today we’re taking a closer look at Mitt Romney’s astrology in relation to the upcoming 2008 Presidential election. Romney just won the Michigan Primary with McCain coming in second. How will Romney’s future fare further down the astrological line?
According to Celebrity Astrology, Mitt Romney is a Pisces with his moon in Scorpio and Gemini his [...]