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	<title>DBKP  -  Death By 1000 Papercuts  -  DBKP &#187; Buffonery</title>
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		<title>Video of the Day: Weiner-gate</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2011/06/video-of-the-day-weiner-gate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jun 2011 15:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Da Tool Guy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I suppose I shouldn't find this as funny as I do, but what mental contortions do you have to go to say on the one hand you were pranked, but you're not sure if that's your package or not? I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I'm pretty familiar with that part of my anatomy and I think I'd know it if I saw it, but that's just me.]]></description>
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		<title>Julian Assange: Every WikiRodeo Needs its Clown</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2010/08/julian-assange-every-wikirodeo-needs-its-clown/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 11:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mondoreb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WikiLeaker Julian Assange pretends he has rules to live by, making them up on the fly during his WikiTour.]]></description>
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		<title>BAM: Barack Obama is KickAss!</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2010/06/bam-barack-obama-is-kickass/</link>
		<comments>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2010/06/bam-barack-obama-is-kickass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 16:45:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mondoreb</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Buffonery]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you live in the Gulf Coast region, you've been waiting for this for a couple months.  NOW, it's here!  Barack Obama is KICKASS!  He's looking for someone to blame and it better not be you! ]]></description>
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		<title>Sheila Jackson Lee Cites Obama&#8217;s Steady Hand&#8211;But She Voted NO on Bailout</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2008/09/sheila-jackson-lee-cites-obamas-steady-hand-but-she-voted-no-on-bailout/</link>
		<comments>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2008/09/sheila-jackson-lee-cites-obamas-steady-hand-but-she-voted-no-on-bailout/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 00:04:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mondoreb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX) dissed John McCain's involvement in the proposed House bailout vote yesterday and praised Barack Obama's "steady hand" in delivering Democrat votes.  But Lee voted against the bailout--and Obama never approached any Democrat House members.]]></description>
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		<title>Joe Biden&#8217;s Helicopter Ride to the Gates of Snowy Hell</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2008/09/joe-bidens-helicopter-ride-to-the-gates-of-snowy-hell/</link>
		<comments>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2008/09/joe-bidens-helicopter-ride-to-the-gates-of-snowy-hell/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 10:19:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mondoreb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joe Biden channels Hillary Clintonâ€™s sniper fire. Biden once took a helicopter ride in Afghanistan; addressing the National Guard yesterday, he confused the snow for Al Qaeda.]]></description>
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		<title>Little Baby Ginn &#8217;08 For President Phenom: Because I Can</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2008/08/little-baby-ginn-08-for-president-phenom-because-i-can/</link>
		<comments>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2008/08/little-baby-ginn-08-for-president-phenom-because-i-can/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 22:29:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LBG1</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Baby Ginn '08. Why? Because I can. ]]></description>
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		<title>Global Warming: An Issue of Race</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2008/07/global-warming-an-issue-of-race/</link>
		<comments>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2008/07/global-warming-an-issue-of-race/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:02:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>pat</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[House Majority Whip James Clyburn, (D) believes African Americans unfairly bare the brunt of the effects of Global Warming and should be helped via new taxes. ]]></description>
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		<title>Paul Krugman: Rove&#8217;s Ghost Makes the Left Wet Themselves</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2008/07/paul-krugman-roves-ghost-makes-the-left-wet-themselves/</link>
		<comments>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2008/07/paul-krugman-roves-ghost-makes-the-left-wet-themselves/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:07:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mondoreb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before writing his latest piece, Paul Krugman got his Karl Rove mask out of his closet and scared himself. The result revealed more about the superstitions and prejudices of the Left than about Krugman's topic of Wesley Clark's remarks about John McCain.]]></description>
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		<title>Obama, Hagel, Cantwell: Fighting Global Poverty&#8211;One Speech at a Time</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2008/06/obama-hagel-cantwell-fighting-global-poverty-one-speech-at-a-time/</link>
		<comments>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2008/06/obama-hagel-cantwell-fighting-global-poverty-one-speech-at-a-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 21:57:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mondoreb</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Buffonery]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Barack Obama, Maria Cantwell and Chuck Hagel introduced the Global Poverty Act. They say we can lift over a billion people around the world out of poverty: most likely by sending them lots of US tax money. In the meantime, they'll make a lot of grandiose speeches and pat themselves on the back.]]></description>
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		<title>Big Taxing, Big Earmarking Big Congress Grills Big Oil</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2008/04/big-taxing-big-earmarking-big-congress-grills-big-oil/</link>
		<comments>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2008/04/big-taxing-big-earmarking-big-congress-grills-big-oil/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 02:35:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On April Fool&#8217;s Day, it was the fools who ruled the court&#8211;or rather, the House. Big Congress, home of Big Taxes and Big Earmarks, lectured Big Oil&#8211;a rank amateur compared to Big Government when it comes to extracting money from the American people from its product&#8211;about profits. San Diego California IRS representation specializing in accounting and auditing needs. The House Select Committee on Energy Independence and Global Warming held hearings and grilled oil company execs over the oil companies&#8217; 8-cent per gallon profits. They remained close-lipped over government&#8217;s take of nearly 50-cents of taxes per gallon. Or, as the Wall Street Journal noted, &#8220;that higher gasoline prices is exactly what would happen if Congress enacts proposed global warming policies&#8221;. Three of the House&#8217;s Select April Fools. &#8220;On April Fool&#8217;s Day, the biggest joke of all is being played on American families by Big Oil.&#8221; Edward Markey (D-Mass) Chairman of the Select Committee on Energy Independence and Global Warming Fierce opponent of drilling for oil in ANWAR. Insists it won&#8217;t make any difference in oil prices. Rep. Markey opposes the most significant thing he could do help oil prices drop: increase supply. He has also steadfastly refused to sign the National [...]]]></description>
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