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	<title>DBKP  -  Death By 1000 Papercuts  -  DBKP &#187; Suzette</title>
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		<title>Hillary Clinton: The Sisterhood of the Traveling Orange Pantsuit</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 14:20:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fashion &#038; Politics: Suzette's back and she completes her "cankles" series by liveblogging Hillary's orange pantsuit, in "Goodbye Old Paint".]]></description>
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		<title>Barack Obama, Fashion: Lack of Revealing Obama Pix Puzzling</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:27:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Suzette wonders why we never see certain pictures of Barack Obama.What type of pictures? We'll let her explain.]]></description>
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		<title>Hillary Clinton: Priscilla Presley, Leeches, Silicone and HRC</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:22:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hillary Goes Hollywood Fashion &#38; Politics from Cripes! Suzette Poor old Priscilla Presley. Here we all thought she wanted to look like that and all the while she was the victim of an unscrupulous doctor/gigolo who promised something better than Botox but actually used low-grade silicon normally used for auto lube. Never approved for injectable use, &#8220;the injections cause lumps, paralysis and holes &#8230; Priscilla is currently receiving corrective surgery to fix her face.&#8221; Grin Tired of getting the business about her wrinkles and aged appearance, our gal Hill decided to get in on the action, only she had the misfortune of being injected with silicon carbide normally used for plastics and ceramics. These injections caused her face to solidify into a glassy jack o&#8217;lantern grimace, ideally suited for both cable news interviews and scaring superdelgates away&#8230; Hillary is currently receiving raspy voice lessons from Joan Rivers. In other celebrity beauty news, Demi Moore reveals the secret to her youthfulness is leech therapy, but not just any leeches &#8211; she insists on using &#8220;highly trained medical leeches&#8221; which, excuse me? but I&#8217;ve been in the medical business for quite a while now and I don&#8217;t believe I&#8217;ve come across any [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Many Faces of Hillary Clinton</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2008/03/the-many-faces-of-hillary-clinton/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:55:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Suzette: Parade Lovin&#8217; Hill I like the way the New York Post characterizes HRC as &#8220;Crisis Hill&#8221;. It&#8217;s the method Mattell uses to designate the same basic doll in different ways: i.e., Malibu Barbie, Pet Lovin&#8217; Barbie or Pretty Perfume Barbie. When the public tires of one, come up with another one. Hill&#8217;s been laying low this week, and when we see her again, she&#8217;s going to be Wicked Witch Hill &#8211; she&#8217;s always so much bitchier (and dangerous) when she&#8217;s on top. As Obama sinks in the polls, she&#8217;ll stay in the background and as soon as she senses that the pastor flap is about to fade from 3 inch headlines, she&#8217;ll be back - wearing a red dress. Mark my words &#8211; all these dreary browns and greys she&#8217;s been wearing since SuperTuesday are going back into the closet and she&#8217;ll be trotting out that quilted salmon colored jacket again. The dark jackets are her Victim/Underdog wardrobe. Obama&#8217;s sinking in the polls and as soon as she detects her comfort margin, we&#8217;ll be hearing her on all the news outlets non-stop, all wide-eyed innocence as she lets loose with the cutting remarks about BO. There were so many [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hillary Clinton, Huma Abedin and Handbags</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2008/03/hillary-clinton-huma-abedin-and-handbags/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Mar 2008 18:42:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hillary &#8211; The Bag Fashion &#38; Politics from Cripes! Suzette Rumors continue to swirl about Hillary&#8217;s sexual preferences. The latest and most specific involves her closest aide and &#8220;body person&#8221;, Huma Abedin. This story is a few weeks old and frankly, it didn&#8217;t interest me at all because its the same tired speculation about old Hill being a devout and practicing bi-sexual, because there could be only one reason women would spend a lot of time together, right? But once again, the male dominated Hillary-watchers have failed to determine the true goings on inside the Hillary campaign. And it&#8217;s so obvious! Unbeknownst to my reading public, I have been scouring the media outlets, syndicate photographs and video clips of Hillary&#8217;s appearances to see when and where she carries a handbag. Handbags, you know, are a particular area of interest for me and I think that close observation can help to identify a theme to the type of bag she prefers or a pattern to where she uses them, and then we will be able to draw some evidence-based conclusions about who she really is. Consider it to be a counterpart to psychological clues imparted by body language &#8211; accessory language! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama the Next JFK?  Michelle O&#8217;s Enormous Feet</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 23:46:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I Take Umbrage. Umbrage! Fashion &#38; Politics from Cripes! Suzette Despite the fact that I have only a handful regular readers, my influence on the mainstream media continues. I don&#8217;t know how it happens, but the MSM copies me. And they&#8217;ve been doing it for quite a while. I won&#8217;t bore you ( or give them more ideas) by listing the tedious details of the many instances when it has happened, but things are at a crisis point now. Take this (40 Years Later, Still Mocking Spiro Agnew&#8217;s Trail Talk), for instance. Last week, I made a bunch of new taglines to go beneath the blog title, including the one on display now. The thing that makes this different from previous instances is that I didn&#8217;t even publish it and yet the big news outlets knew what I was thinking! So that&#8217;s what it&#8217;s come to: All I have to do is think of some good blog material, and boom! &#8211; the next thing I know, it&#8217;s all over the news. I can&#8217;t prove anything in a legal sense, but believe you me, I&#8217;m putting a moratorium on thinking around here for a while to throw &#8220;them&#8221; off. But big [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fashion: Dress Boutique Critique</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 15:56:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dress Boutique: I Am Woman Fashion &#38; Politics from Cripes! Suzette When you&#8217;re diving past the dress boutique, you never know what you are going to find. Consider this week&#8217;s window display. Observe the diverse offerings here: the dark maroon number on the left is created from countless tiny knife pleats in the chiffon. Swank! The extravaganza of giant bows on the one in the middle looks like it was made with Ellie May Clampett in mind. On second thought, maybe not &#8211; I could see Ellie May in the giant shoulder bow, but Granny probably would not let her get away with that one at ground zero. But our focus here cannot be anything else except the beaded bodice on the right side of the window. I&#8217;m guessing that the theme of this window is &#8220;I am Woman&#8221;. Not content with letting the dresses speak to that fact by themselves, notice the enhancements we see here. The crystal pin in the cleavage of the dark maroon dress draws the eye from the boob crack on down. The big bow of the ruffled dress brings attention back to the how-do-you-say Venus area. And then there&#8217;s those beads. Bosoms I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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