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		<title>Johnny Optimism: Projectile</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2011/10/johnny-optimism-projectile-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Oct 2011 13:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Stilton Jarlsberg]]></description>
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		<title>Jamie: Spiking the Ball</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2011/05/jamie-spiking-the-ball/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2011 10:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This president has no shame, so would it really surprise anyone if he actually did this?]]></description>
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		<title>Video of the Day: Defining Moment</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 May 2011 15:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I'm not a huge fan of Jon Stewart, but I do respect him, not least because he's unafraid to point out when his lefty friends are idiots.]]></description>
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		<title>Hope n Change: Rear View</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2011/05/hope-n-change-rear-view/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 May 2011 09:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Stilton Jarlsberg]]></description>
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		<title>Day by Day: Dance</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2011/04/day-by-day-dance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Apr 2011 08:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Chris Muir]]></description>
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		<title>Hope -n- Change: Moore or Less</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2011/03/hope-n-change-moore-or-less/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Mar 2011 10:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Stilton Jarlsberg]]></description>
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		<title>Diversity Lane: &#8220;Cast of Characters for Diversity Lane Movie&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2011/01/diversity-lane-cast-of-characters-for-diversity-lane-movie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Jan 2011 13:30:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A liberal family saga by Zack Rawsthorne]]></description>
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		<title>If we cannot provide justice, just once, perhaps we can provide vengeance</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2011/01/if-we-cannot-provide-justice-just-once-perhaps-we-can-provide-vengeance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Jan 2011 12:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Da Tool Guy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dr. Gosnell, who has apparently murdered hundreds if not thousands of babies, and God only knows how many women, was indicted by a Philadelphia grand jury. God must weep oceans at what this man has done.]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Birth Cerificate: Federal Judge Refuses to Dismiss Birther Case</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2009/11/obama-birth-cerificate-federal-judge-refuses-to-dismiss-birthercase/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:59:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mondoreb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A federal judge refuses to dismiss another Obama birth certificate case.  The California case challenging Barack Obama's eligibility to serve goes forward--for now.]]></description>
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		<title>U.S. Covert Operations Buildup in Pakistan Anger Citizens</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2009/10/u-s-covert-operations-buildup-in-pakistan-anger-citizens/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:46:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LBG1</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Intrepid Pakistani bloggers are busy exposing the buildup of U.S. covert forces in Pakistan as well as the expansion of the U.S. Embassy in Islamabad, making it the largest American embassy in the world with a contingent of a 1,000 Marines. ]]></description>
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