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	<title>DBKP  -  Death By 1000 Papercuts  -  DBKP &#187; Celebrities</title>
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		<title>Video of the Day: Gaiman on Internet Piracy</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2012/01/video-of-the-day-gaiman-on-internet-piracy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 16:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Da Tool Guy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Neil Gaiman sets the record straight on DRM and copyright piracy..]]></description>
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		<title>RIP Macho Man</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2011/05/rip-macho-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 May 2011 11:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Da Tool Guy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The world is just a little less fun with the passing of one of wrestling's genuine nice guys.]]></description>
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		<title>Video of the Day: Defining Moment</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2011/05/video-of-the-day-defining-moment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 May 2011 15:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Da Tool Guy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I'm not a huge fan of Jon Stewart, but I do respect him, not least because he's unafraid to point out when his lefty friends are idiots.]]></description>
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		<title>Video of the Day: Joe Friday takes Obama to School</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2011/04/video-of-the-day-joe-friday-takes-obama-to-school/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Apr 2011 15:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Da Tool Guy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The story you are about to see unfortunately isn't true, but we'd all like it to be...]]></description>
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		<title>Boy needs help</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2011/03/boy-needs-help/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2011 12:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Da Tool Guy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Charlie Sheen is no warlock, he's just nuts]]></description>
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		<title>Video of the Day: Charlie Sheen, &#8220;winning&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2011/03/video-of-the-day-charlie-sheen-winning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2011 06:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Da Tool Guy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since when is shooting yourself in the foot "winning?"]]></description>
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		<title>Video of the Day: Goodbye Blake Edwards</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Dec 2010 16:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Da Tool Guy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You will be missed...]]></description>
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		<title>And I said &#8216;What about Breakfast at Tiffany&#8217;s?&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2010/12/and-i-said-what-about-breakfast-at-tiffanys/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Dec 2010 12:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Da Tool Guy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Blake Edwards, the comedic genius who tried to explain men to women, and vice versa, RIP]]></description>
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		<title>Andy Griffith: Still Shilling for ObamaCare</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2010/10/andy-griffith-still-shilling-for-obamacare/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2010 10:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jamie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Andy Griffith is still shilling for ObamaCare.  What a sad demise to a career.]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jackson, Dr. Tohme, Elvis Presley and the Las Vegas Doctor to the Stars&#8217; &#8220;Sleep Diet&#8221; &#8211; Part Two</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2009/10/michael-jackson-dr-tohme-elvis-presley-and-the-las-vegas-doctor-to-the-stars-sleep-diet-part-two/</link>
		<comments>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2009/10/michael-jackson-dr-tohme-elvis-presley-and-the-las-vegas-doctor-to-the-stars-sleep-diet-part-two/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:06:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Part II, we reveal the eerie similarities between Michael Jackson and Elvis' "treatments" for insomnia, the two singers' deaths, Las Vegas' "Doctor to the Stars", and the biggest tie between the two: Lisa Marie Presley and the reasons she gave for divorcing Jackson. Reasons which related to fears Jackson would "end up" like Elvis. ]]></description>
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