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		<title>Julia Got a Job: Unintended Consequences</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2012/05/julia-got-a-job-unintended-consequences/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 13:10:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This just in: Julia's got a job!  As always with BIG government, unintended consequences ensue...]]></description>
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		<title>Barack Obama, The First Composite President: Now Build Your Own Prez</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 10:45:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When looking into the past of Barack Hussein Obama, America's Most Mysterious President!™, it's helpful to understand that nothing is as it seems.  Composite girlfriends; Julia: America's first composite campaign woman; and, Obama himself: America's first "composite President."  NOW! a chance to finally build the President Obama you've always wanted.]]></description>
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		<title>Ashleigh and Pudsley Decline Invitation to White House</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 09:30:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not every winner accepts a White House invitation.  It's supposed they all have their own reasons...]]></description>
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		<title>Life With Julia: The Truth About Julia</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 11:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One aspect of Julia's life that President Obama and the Democratic Party aren't talking about.]]></description>
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		<title>Abortion is an American Holocaust: Hitler was a Piker</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 11:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hitler would have been proud. Once upon a time, there was a place where a baby wasn't a "punishment;" where taking a life was murder not a "choice."  That time was pre-1973; that place was America.  Abortion on demand hasn't made women any happier; hasn't made America any brighter;  has created nothing but death for millions, misery for those involved and millions in profit for the merchants of death and their cheerleaders. Hitler was a piker..]]></description>
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		<title>Al Qaeda Coming Soon Threat: Two Can Play at That Game</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 11:30:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Be careful what you wish for...]]></description>
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		<title>Rick Santorum&#8217;s Higher Authority: Where Do American Rights Come From?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 10:30:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Where do the rights of Americans come from: the government, as more and more government types are insisting?  Or, from our Creator, as is written in our Declaration of Independence?  A few months ago, Rick Santorum semmingly split the difference: he claimed our rights come from a "higher authority."  Is that Buddha?  Allah?  Zeus?  RidesAPaleHorse presents a lesson in why this all matters.]]></description>
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		<title>Lonely Conservative Winner in Mom Pundit Competition</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2012/04/lonely-conservative-winner-in-mom-pundit-competition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 09:30:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The results are in for the Mom pundit competition at Circle of Moms--and Lonely Conservative is your winner.  Congratulations!]]></description>
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		<title>Mom Competition: Vote for Conservative Moms, Defeat Commie Mommies</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2012/04/mom-competition-vote-for-conservative-moms-defeat-commie-mommies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2012 09:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Want to help out a mom?  Want to help out a conservative?  You're in luck: you can help out a conservative mom (or two or three) by voting for some conservative moms in an online competition.  As one appeal put it "Don't let the commie mommies win!"]]></description>
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		<title>Earl Scruggs Dead at 88: Video</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2012/03/earl-scruggs-dead-at-88-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 10:45:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[R.I.P. Earl Scruggs 1924-2012.]]></description>
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