Jason Turner Penis Measuring Device

August 12, 2010

By LBG1

Real Housewives of DC Stacie Scott Turner's husband's patent, why rulers don't do the trick

Penis Meter Sold by Go International from the UK

It’s true, Real Housewives of DC’s Stacie Scott Turner’s husband Jason Turner has a patent for a penile measuring device, the Penile Volumetric Measuring Device. While Jason has a patent, Go Party, a division of Go International in the UK sells the Penis Meter, a non-scientific ‘device’ for measuring a penis.

Jason Turner has a patent, United States Patent 7147609, for a Penile Volumetric Measuring Device.

The site, FreePatentsOnline has the info on Jason’s penile measuring device patent, “a better device for measuring the size of penis” than using a ruler.

Jason Turner filed for the patent in 2004. The patent published in 2006.

Part of the Description:

Description:

The present invention relates to measuring devices, and in particular, to measuring devices for measuring the size of an erect penis.

The Washington Post’s Reliable Source:

So here you go: The husband of one of the “Wives” is an inventor. He has a very interesting patent on file at the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office. For something called a “penile volumetric measuring device.”

What, rulers can’t do the trick?

Jason Turner answered Reliable Source’s ruler question in the patent paperwork section, the “Background of the Invention”:

Throughout history, there has been discussion and focus on the human male sex organ. Generally, having a large penis is seen as more masculine and manly than having a small penis. Well-endowed male pornography stars are looked at by many with admiration and envy due to the size of their penis.

In recent times, society has shown a strong resurgence in interest regarding matters pertaining to the penis. Viagra® (Viagra is a registered trademark of the Pfizer Corporation and refers to a compound for treating erectile dysfunction) has enjoyed tremendous success since its recent entry into the marketplace. Once marketed solely to older men having trouble achieving and maintaining an erection, Viagra® is now being marketed to and bought by younger men looking to enhance their sex lives. Moreover, just as a woman can undergo surgery for breast augmentation, so can a man undergo surgery to increase the size of his penis. The Internet is brimming with ads that market or sell products which claim to increase penis size.

With all the recent attention shown to increasing penis size, there is a remarkable lack of convenient and accurate methods for measuring the penis. Most men merely take a ruler and measure the size of their penis in inches. However, to adequately describe the size of a penis the length alone is not enough. Nor is it enough to know the diameter at an arbitrary point. The penis is not shaped like a true cylinder, but rather it has a more complicated shape. Therefore, a method for measuring the size of a penis needs to account for the unusual shape and size of the human penis.

What is needed is a better device for measuring the size of the penis.

More info on Jason Turner’s Penile Volumetric Measuring Device Patent.

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