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Obama Bumper Sticker Removal Kit: Feel Smarter Immediately!

July 17, 2010
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Oh the heartache!

1-minute video shows how you can start enjoying life again: order the Obama Bumper Sticker removal kit. Lose the Sticker, Lose the Stigma! Feel smarter immediately!

THE OBAMA BUMPER STICKER (BS) REMOVAL KIT


NOW YOU CAN ERASE THE EMBARRASSMENT!

Every day, another sign that 52.9% of Americans are waking up from their long 18-month-long national nightmare.

From New Hope For The Stupid: The Obama Bumper Sticker Removal Kit:

You graduated Magna Cum Laude from your High School, maxed-out your SAT, went to an Ivy League college.

But then……then you voted for Obama.

And everything changed…

Now everyone knows you’re a chump, a loser, a rube, a dumbass.

Remove the sticker, Remove the stigma!

Remember when this guy was considered a mental giant? Remember when your buddy tried to convince you that running a campaign was the same as running the United States? Now it’s easy to make it all go away!


The moral?

Build a better Obama BS Remover, and the world will beat a path to your door.

by Mondo Frazier
image: patriot depot; DBKP file

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