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Giant Asteroid Heading toward Earth; Could Level London

July 28, 2010
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Asteroid 1999 RQ36: 560 miles wide and 'potentially hazardous to Earth'

An asteroid named 1999 RQ36, a 560 meters wide chunk of space rock is heading toward Earth.


ASTEROID 1999 RQ36 ZOOMING TOWARD EARTH

From Asteroid could raze London:

An international team including NASA experts warned a 560m wide space rock has been discovered heading this way.

If it did hit Earth it would blast a crater several miles wide and could devastate a city the size of London, wreaking death and destruction for hundreds of miles in every direction.

Despite the breathless nature of the Sun‘s lede, the article goes on to report that, though the rock is on its way toward earth, there’s time to figure something out.

Anyone concerned by the warning has one thing to be thankful for — if it does hit it is most likely to happen in 2182.

That gives scientists 172 years to work out how to deal with it.

Scientists have labeled the asteroid, discovered in 1999, “1999 RQ36.”

ONE POSSIBLE SUGGESTION: By 2182, Big Government freaks might have worked out a way to tax asteroids–including 1999 RQ36.

Which surely will result in less of them heading toward earth.

IN the meantime, seems like there’s other, more pressing matters at hand.

by Mondo Frazier
image: kued

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7 Responses to Giant Asteroid Heading toward Earth; Could Level London

  1. Zorro on July 28, 2010 at 15:17

    I wonder if there is any way they could steer it toward Washington DC? That would solve a lot of our problems!

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  3. Rides A Pale Horse on July 29, 2010 at 01:36

    Fast forward to 2182.

    Headline:
    “Presidential clone #3 Idi Barack HUSSEIN Obama Amin President For Life, blames Bush”

    “Damn cracker KNEW this was going to happen and did nothing to stop it”

    NAACP passes another resolution demanding the now underground Tea Party Movement to “refudiate racism”.

    State of Mexizona executes 210 Gringo “illegals”. Opponent says “This is too harsh,Gringos are people too”

    Update:
    The lone opponent of the execution of the 210 Gringos has disappeared. Law “enforcement” officials baffled.

    Presidential clone #3 Idi Barack HUSSEIN Obama Amin President For Life claims the man is hiding in Crawford Texas.

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  4. Kevin on July 29, 2010 at 12:09

    Who is the chucklehead that put the sub-headings as if the asteroid was 560 miles wide?–it’s meters stupid! How could a 560 mile asteroid make a crater only several miles wide as the article states??

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    LBG1 Reply:

    Kevin,

    You’re right! I’ve edited chucklehead’s post. Thanks so much for pointing the “miles” versus “meters”.

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    admin Reply:

    Kevin,

    Chucklehead present and accounted for!

    You’re right! A good illustration of never posting in haste!

    Thanks for the heads-up!

    Reply

  5. hecklebeckle on July 31, 2010 at 12:57

    Good, I hope it does hit earth, but seriously it sucks that all the yummy huge asteroids (KM) only hits so far in the future. We ought to get a huge km NEO……NOW!!!! Kill off the celebrities and politicians.

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