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Tiger Woods: Wife Elin Nordegren Moves Out; Gambling, Alcohol, Drugs Issues

December 8, 2009
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Tiger Woods, gambler
[ABOVE: Tiger Woods, High Roller]

DOES TIGER WOODS HAVE A GAMBLING PROBLEM?



Tiger Woods Scandal: Library of DBKP Articles
Over 20 DBKP articles on the Tiger Woods Scandal from the beginning.




TIGER’S COMPULSIONS:

GAMBLING, GAMES and GIRLS
DRUGS, ALCOHOL & AFFAIRS ALSO IN THE MIX
PLUS: Tiger’s Wife, Elin Nordegren Moves Out–Can you blame her?

We’d say “Tiger Woods: Drugs, Sex and Rock ‘N’ Roll!”

But for all we know, the world class golfer likes Barry White.

We’ve heard reports that one Vegas casino gave Woods a one million dollar limit–provided he played $25K a hand during the time he was there.

Kinda pricey, if you ask me.

But Tiger can obviously afford it.

He’s rumored to be a great blackjack player–but at a high level of wagering, it only takes a couple of bad nights and you’re in the hole.

No pun intended.

Of course, Las Vegas gambling joints aren’t in the business to give money away. They’re in business to rake it in from high rollers. One way they do so is by floating stories of how “really good” a high roller is.

Here’s a bet–made to no one in particular–that over the years, excluding golf of course, that Tiger’s lost more than he’s won.

it’s been whispered that Woods may have recently lost as much a million and a quarter dollars–in one night!

Tiger had a lot happen in Vegas that didn’t stay in Vegas.

THE ONLY ANSWER from this corner: “Hey, a man’s got to eat…”

So Tiger liked gambling. What golfer doesn’t? Isn’t that a lot of the allure of golfing? Clark relates how Tiger morphed into a heavy-duty high-roller after hanging out with mega-betting Charles Barkley and Michael Jordan.

NOT exactly a pair of anti-gambling role models. But who’s looking for role models in Las Vegas anyhow?

If Tiger was hanging with Barkley and Jordan, we’re sure he’s been on the losing end of some big nights.

But, one supposes that Tiger also has some big winning days and nights. Otherwise, why play?

And in Vegas, winning a quarter-mil a day–or losing it–is no big deal to a guy who’s worth a cool billion. Is it? One rumor is that he lost over a quarter mil one night and came back the next day to get it all back.

Sounds like gambler tales.

Tiger Oh no


Question: What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing right before he had his car wreck?
Answer: Clubbing.


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DRUGS & ALCOHOL

According to published reports, Rachel Uchitel was reported to say that her and Tiger took “drugs” because it led to “crazy sex”.

According to POLICE DOCUMENT: Cops Believed Tiger Was On Vicodin And Ambien When He Crashed: “The trooper who investigated Tiger Woods’ bizarre one-car crash sought a subpoena for the golfer’s medical records because he believed he was on Vicodin and Ambien and had been drinking alcohol.”

Police documents here.

It’s unlikely Tiger and his mistresses took the narcotic Halcyon–that would only lead to “drool sex”.


It’s Christmas Time at Tiger Woods’ house.
“Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho”.


Tiger Woods women, Tiger Woods Mistresses: Pictures
Pictures of the various mistresses can be found in almost all the past DBKP articles–there’s a list at the bottom of the page. But the first six are pictured in Tiger Woods Updates: Mindy Lawton, Cori Rist and Lost Sponsors. Holly Sampson pix can be found in Tiger Woods: Porn Star Says She’s Number Nine, Oprah Chasing Tiger.


The National Enquirer’s reporting (as is several others) that Tiger Woods wife, Elin Nordegren Woods, has moved out of their home and is living nearby.

FROM LATEST: Tiger’s wife MOVES OUT!:

Radar Online.com reports Elin Nordegren had ENOUGH and has moved out of their $2.6 million Windermere home, neighbors and other sources close to Tiger say.

Sources also say Elin is living nearby in another house as reports say her mother is jetting into Florida.

Also at the Enquirer link is an estimate of how much money the various mistresses have made so far from pitching their Tiger Tales.


Lifted from Alpha Maser at IOTW:
* Hah, his wife beat him with a Nine Iron, something Phil Mickelson could never do.
* I heard Tiger and Elin will get back together because she is already hitting on him.


MISTRESSES & AFFAIRS

How many mistresses has Tiger Woods had?

You already know about these–or at least most of them.

How many are there? The latest count is nine, with estimates that the number will be at least a dozen by the week’s end.

Who are they? Here’s a handy guide of Tiger Woods’ mistresses (so far):

1- Rachel Uchitel
2- Jaime Grubbs
3- Kalika Moquin
4- Jaime Jungers
5- Mindy Lawton
6- Cori Rist
7- [We'll have to look this one and #8 up]
8- [See #7.]
9- Holly Sampson (Yes, that Holly Sampson of porn movies; e.g., The Horny Housewife.)

Trying to think of something not written about the first nine is challenging, but give us a day and check back.


TIGER WOODS LOST ENDORSEMENTS
Still no word of any lost endorsements, but it’s interesting that the Enquirer is reporting that all signs of Tiger commercials have disappeared from the TV coverage of his charity golf tournament this week.

Yet for all the jockeying for image repair and “redemption”, the TV net televising Tiger’s own charity golf tournament at which he was supposed to host but canceled, axed ALL commercials featuring the multi-product endorser and alleged adulterer.

Is this a hint of things to come? Will skittish advertisers, in an already skittish economy, continue to put millions into the pocket of a man that has had his image irrevocably made over in the last 10 days?

As always, time will tell.



ALSO at DBKP: EVERYTHING you wanted to know about the Tiger Woods Scandal–and more.
** Tiger Woods: Porn Star Says She’s Number Nine, Oprah Chasing Tiger
** Tiger Woods Updates: Mindy Lawton, Cori Rist and Lost Sponsors
** Mindy Lawton, Tiger Woods 5th Mistress: Looking for the 6th Mistress
* Tiger Woods 4th Mistress: Jaime Jungers and Waiting for Number 5
* Jaime Jungers: Mistress Number 4 in Tiger Woods Scandal Surfaces
* Tiger Woods Scandal: Tiger Woods Christmas Picture and Other Scandal Humor
* Tiger Woods Scandal: Pictures, Jobs, Drugs and Money
* Tiger Woods Scandal: Rachel Uchitel Received $1 Mil to CAncel Press Conference, According to Sources
* Tiger Woods Affairs: Rachel Uchitel To Confess
** Tiger Woods Affairs: Affairs, Confessions, Transgressons and Kalika Moquin
* Tiger Woods Affairs: Tiger Woods Confesses to Affairs
* Tiger Woods Affairs: Woods Paid for Rachel Uchitel Australia Trip -UPDATED
* Tiger Woods Affair: Another Other Woman
* Tiger Woods Affair: Rachel Uchitel Exposed as Other Woman in Cheating Scandal
* BREAKING: Why Tiger Woods’ Wife Hit Him
* Tiger Woods: Affairs, Fights, SUV Crashes and Wife with a Golf Club -UPDATED


NOTE: We’re accumulating so many Tiger Woods articles, we’re going to have to throw them all together in a library of DBKP stories. Check back within the next 24 hours.


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