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Naked Tiger Woods Pictures: Someone Shopping Naked Tiger Pix to Playgirl

December 8, 2009
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UPDATES at end of article.
UPDATE #1- Tiger Paid for Jaime Jungers’ lipo?
UPDATE #2- New Tiger mistress unearthed: Joslyn James.



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Can it get any worse? But then again, you kinda knew it had to happen in the digital age.

Someone’s trying to sell naked Tiger Woods pictures to Playgirl according to a report out of Las Vegas–which just happens to be where a boatload of Tiger Woods mistresses live.

Hell hath no fury like a mistress scorned–especially if she has a cell phone camera or a hand-held video recorder? Or maybe it’s just as simple a thing as a girl’s gotta eat–and to eat, you need some cash.

From FOX5 in Las Vegas, ‘Playgirl’ May Get Naked Pics Of Tiger Woods:

A representative from the online adult magazine confirmed to FoxNews.com that they received an offer to purchase naked male photographs, which were allegedly of Woods.

The following paragraph shows that someone at Playgirl has a sense of humor when issuing news releases:

“We were approached by a third party who wanted to know our ‘interest level.’ Our lawyers are currently going over them, the source, the entire package,” Playgirl spokeswoman Daniel Nardicio said, adding that the magazine would only buy the pictures if it can confirm them to be of Woods.

The entire package? Really? Did that have more than one meaning, perhaps?

As stated in our earlier article today, this isn’t good news for Team Tiger and the Brand formerly known as Tiger Woods.

If this is true and PLaygirl announces that there will be naked pictures of Tiger Woods published, will Gillette want a half-naked Tiger hawking its blades and razors? Will that mean that he loses another sponsor? He’s already lost his connection with Gatorade–although they said it had “nothing to do with the affairs”. Sure.

Readers can form their own conclusions. Stay tuned.

So was it a jilted mistress? A soon-to-be ex-wife (unlikely)? Or is Tiger himself trying to scare up some cash that’s sure to be needed down the road?

We’ll vote for the #1 choice. How about you?



ALSO at DBKP: EVERYTHING you wanted to know about the Tiger Woods Scandal–and more.
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** Tiger Woods Updates: Mindy Lawton, Cori Rist and Lost Sponsors
** Mindy Lawton, Tiger Woods 5th Mistress: Looking for the 6th Mistress
* Tiger Woods 4th Mistress: Jaime Jungers and Waiting for Number 5
* Jaime Jungers: Mistress Number 4 in Tiger Woods Scandal Surfaces
* Tiger Woods Scandal: Tiger Woods Christmas Picture and Other Scandal Humor
* Tiger Woods Scandal: Pictures, Jobs, Drugs and Money
* Tiger Woods Scandal: Rachel Uchitel Received $1 Mil to CAncel Press Conference, According to Sources
* Tiger Woods Affairs: Rachel Uchitel To Confess
** Tiger Woods Affairs: Affairs, Confessions, Transgressons and Kalika Moquin
* Tiger Woods Affairs: Tiger Woods Confesses to Affairs
* Tiger Woods Affairs: Woods Paid for Rachel Uchitel Australia Trip -UPDATED
* Tiger Woods Affair: Another Other Woman
* Tiger Woods Affair: Rachel Uchitel Exposed as Other Woman in Cheating Scandal
* BREAKING: Why Tiger Woods’ Wife Hit Him
* Tiger Woods: Affairs, Fights, SUV Crashes and Wife with a Golf Club -UPDATED


UPDATE: Apparently this was missed in the Tiger Woods daily media frenzy: Jamie Jungers’ Liposuction: Tiger Woods Paid For Alleged Mistress’s Plastic Surgery, Magazine Says.

Soon, it’s going to get to the point where the stories will get so bizarre on a perverse level–like they haven’t already?–that the biggest story will be one that reads something like, “Tiger Woods Nice to his Mother and Pets”.

Look for it. You heard it here first.

UPDATE #2: Another mistress has come forward. Her name is Joslyn James. Don’t know much at the moment other than that. But if we were to bet, she’s probably 1-from Las Vegas; and, 2-blonde.
We’ll see.

by Mondo Frazier
image: insidesocal.com


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