Hottest Dysfunctional Toys For Christmas: Transgender Barbie, Easy Bake Meth Lab, DUI Barbie and More
Tis the traditional dysfunctional holiday season, as Rides a Pale Horse has found the “hottest” in dysfunctional and “white trash” Christmas toys.
Gender identity confusion is ok!! Builds “self esteem”
Inner city girls aren’t left out this year!! (comes in two colors)
Another addition for the inner city kids!! Gives “Crack Whore Barbie”
choices!!! (sold separately)
Yo!!!! Dis be da shiznitz!!!!!!!!!
Burkha Barbie for the little Jihadi girls!!
(Explosive Belt sold separately)
DUI Barbie for the aspiring Lindsay Lohans!!
Goth Barbie for the girls that feel “left out”.
And NOW for everyone, boys and girls alike!! These
toys cross ALL the lines of race, gender and creed!!
(some would add “good taste” but what do they know?)
An oldie but goodie re-issued for those that never heard of him!!
Are your “My Little Pony” toys worn out? Here’s the perfect solution to
“recycle” them and help you with your school art projects!!!
You Could be a redneck if………….!!!!
Great addition to “Honka Trucks” (sold separately)
You’re IT!!!!
Now you don’t have to answer those annoying “daddy, what makes
this work?” questions. Comes with its own real defibulator for those
“I forgot to unplug it” situations. (Don’t forget to wear your hardhat when
working with electricity)
And what Christmas would be complete without THIS classic
addition to ANY kid’s toybox?
I hope these suggestions help you give your kids a very Merry Christmas
and hours of fun in the new year!!
By Rides a Pale Horse
[...] Hottest Dysfunctional Toys For Christmas: Transgender Barbie, Easy … By admin | category: barbie | tags: barbie, christmas, dui, dysfunctional, [...]
[...] See the rest here: Hottest Dysfunctional Toys For Christmas: Transgender Barbie, Easy … [...]
[...] Hottest Dysfunctional Toys For Christmas: Transgender Barbie, Easy … [...]
[...] clueless about those toys all the other kids got for Christmas? Then be sure to jog over to visit Death By 1000 Papercuts to clarify all that confusion. And get a shocking [...]
[...] http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2009/12/hottest-dysfunctional-toys-for-christmas-transgender-barbie-... [...]