Morning Intell: Weekday Edition:
Friday, November 6, 2009

• ORIGINAL HEADLINE: 12 Criminals Shot Dead In Pre-emptive Strike.
  It appears to have been changed later to “12 Shot Dead On US Army Base”. But it’s still in the comments at the Muslim Village Forum.

• IN CASE YOUR ELECTRIC BILL IS TOO LOW: Senate panel approves Democratic climate bill.
  GOP boycotted the bill. But expect this bill to attract more Dem opposition than the Health Care Bill has so far. Still, there will be unemployed Dems–and Republicans–come 2010 and 2012 over this piece of blatant political hackery.
  MORE: SEN. BOXER BREAKS SENATE RULES… Passes Cap-&-Tax Out of Committee Without Single GOP Member in Attendance.

• CONCLUSION JUMPING: AP: Hanged Kentucky Census man may have been a suicide
  Forget Baseball or Mixed Martial Arts. The next Olympics sport may be “Liberal Conclusion Jumping”. Let’s hope: The USA would have a shot at a medals sweep.

• SOMETHING DIFFERENT: Personalized Tattooed Search Page: Tattoodled
• TALE Of TWO COVERAGES: Coverage of the Fort Hood Shooting: Hot Air vs. the L.A. Times; UPDATE: Shooter Still Alive [h/t: Instapundit]
  MORE: Malik Nidal Hasan and Obama’s Pet Goat Moment

• TEA PARTY FEVER: Battling Pelosicare; Update: Thousands descend on D.C., “You work for us!”
  NOW! with pix goodness!
  Wonder if they’ve developed a vaccine for The Fever? Congress better hope the CDC comes up with a cure before 2010. Although a better remedy would be the home cure of listening to what your constituents want.
  MORE TEA, MORE MM, MORE PIX: Hey, Nancy: Can you hear America now?

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• BIG DIVIDEND TUESDAY: Republican Wins May Make Democrats Cautious on Obama Agenda
• HISTORY RE-WRITTEN: Charlie Crist: It’s Not That I’m a RINO. It’s That I’m Functionally Retarded.
  This is not even a case of “I was for it before I was against it.” It’s a case of “I never was for it”. Oh, but was he!

• THAT BITES: 25 Best-Reviewed Vampire Movies of ALL TIME
• EVEN WASHPO NOTICES: WaPo: “Smart power” actually “amateur hour”
• NEW DAY DAWNING IN: Obamerika.
  Greg Lewis, American Thinker: “It was fashionable among leftist revolutionaries in the 1960s to label our country “Amerika,” the German spelling meant to recall Adolf Hitler and indicate that the United States was a “fascist” state. With the dramatic shift toward government takeover of the private sector and the attendant diminishing of constitutional rights being instituted by our new president’s administration, it might be time to take a page from the left’s playbook and ask, “Are we now living in Obamerika?”"

• JAY LENO: “Some pictures of President Obama on the Internet seem to show the president looking very thin. People are saying that he looks too thin. But the White House doctors say not to worry, Barack Obama is one of those guys who can eat whatever they wants and still not gain weight. Yet another reason for Rush Limbaugh to hate him.”

  

• 2009 IS: Obama, Obviously
  RE Terrell, AmSpec: ” In 2008, as the junior senator from Illinois campaigned across the country demonstrating his gifts as a motivational speaker and community organizer, all one had to do was review his recent life to know that he was about to bring down on the country — ever so incompetently — the most left-wing government in American history. And so he has — with the utmost incompetence.”
  Obama is killing the country with incompetent, inconceivable incoherence.

• JOY IN MUDVILLE: Five Cuts: No doubt, this year the best team won the World Series
• CIVIL WAR, DONKEY-STYLE: Nine protesters arrested at Lieberman’s office
  To be fair, when people within a political party disagreed, we used to call it a “debate”. Now it’s “civil war”, though that term is usually reserved these days for any disagreements in the GOP.

• ZOMBIES AMONG NATURE: Zombie Creatures: What Happens When Animals Are Possessed by a Parasitic Puppet Master? [Slide Show]
• FLAMING DOUCHE ALERT: Cool Facts About Levi Johnston: He’s Getting All Worried His Junk Might Not Be All That.
  Not such a Big Man on the Liberal Campus after all?
  PILING ON: Noted Gay-Porn Dick-Model and Shiftless Layabout Claims that The Tonight Show Has Impugned His Sterling Reputation.
  Not that it isn’t deserved…
  From Ace: “tachyonshuggy suggests that what Johnston is doing is “whining that people are making what are obviously jokes and acting all butt-hurt about it like a little bitch.”"

• VIDEO of the DAY: Fantastic Machine

  An all-time favorite…

• RHOC FIX: Slade Smiley, Gretchen Rossi: Real Housewives of Orange County’s Jetsetting Deadbeat Dad?.
  LBG uncovers Slade Smiley’s deleted website and some interesting scoop and pix. If you’re an fan, it’s essential. If you’re not, it’s a look into a guy who’s skipped out on paying child support to a young son with terminal brain cancer. Scuzzbucket deluxe.

• CONAN O’BRIEN: “Yesterday, voters in the state of Maine voted no to gay marriage, but yes to medical marijuana. That’s right — people in Maine believe marriage should be a sacred institution between a really stoned man and a really stoned woman.”

  by Mondo Frazier
  images: DBKP file

  

  
  
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