Time Wasters, Tea Pary OJT, RINO Chic: Morning Intell

Morning Intell: Weekday Edition:
Thursday, November 5, 2009

• AT LAST: SOME HOPE, FOR A CHANGE: GOP Sweep Imperils Obamacare
  Dick Morris: “Until Tuesday night, Democratic moderates, the so-called blue dogs, could bask in the light of their candidate’s success in 2008. But now, they must hear hoof beats behind them. “
  Michael Barone: Lessons from the 2009 election results
  James Carville: GOP ‘Gassed Up’; Obamacare in Trouble
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• TENDER: 6-Year-Old Girl with Brain Cancer Hid Love Notes for Her Parents to Find After Her Death
• AT LAST: Pelosi Country Album Finally Released.
  “Including the #1 Hit: “I’m So Loathesome, You Could Cry”–and MORE!

• NY-23 SPIN and ANALYSIS: Which is which depends upon your point of view.
  * The Angry Independent
  * In NY-23, Conservatives Win
  * Mickey Kaus: Election 2009: Some Winners, Losers,
  * Steele: Election Returns Show ‘Transcendent’ GOP
  * ‘Worth the Fight’
  * NY 23, Some Final Thoughts
  * ‘I Am A Proud Conservative Day’ – Taking Back The Republican Party
  * Yesterday’s Overwhelming Historic Republican Victory Makes Democratic Health Care Reform Just A Bit Easier
  * The lesson from election night: Fear is good, but the party is where the action is
  * NEWT: A Bad Day for the Obama White House A Good Day for the American People
  “The National Conservative Movement Has to Be Recognized and Respected”.
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• HOW TO: How to Tie an Ascot… Fancypants
  Maybe Esquire should rename the feature to “Ask a MetroSexual”?!

• SPIN of the DAY: Mineola Man Survives N.J. Nuclear Holocaust!
• NO FINAL TALLY No final tally yet, as of 2051, reported on NY-23. There is yet 25 precincts to be added to the final vote.
  Source: The Saratogian

• HMMMM…. Nicolas Cage’s Outrageous Decades-Long Shopping Spree
• OJT: Tea partiers hone skills in N.Y. House race
• OBAMA’S NEW SLOGANS:
  From Jay Leno: “Yes, We Can, but Don’t Hold Your Breath. It’s Going to Be a Little While.”
  From Conan O’Brien: In one short year, Obama’s slogan has gone from “Yes We Can” to “Wow This Is Freakin’ Hard!”

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  WHO HAS THE TIME TO BUILD THIS TIME-SAVER?

• ??? Did Doug Hoffman’s Loss Explode Glenn Beck’s Appendix?
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• OBAMA BAD for INTERNET FREEDOM: Secret copyright treaty leaks. It’s bad. Very bad. [h/t: Instapundit]
  MORE: NY-23, Free Speech & the Fog -UPDATED
  PREVIEW back in ’08?: Anti-Obama Blogs Shut Down by Google, Obamabots and
  Blog Shutdowns: Spam Attack from IPs Assigned to barackobama.com
  
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• Video: Is Your Home Joe Biden Proof?
• ‘PUBLICAN PORK: Earmarks for Me, Not for Thee.
  AmSpec’s Phillip Klein: “Conservatives who are excited about Republican victories in last night’s elections should read this article in the Politico and remember that the GOP has a long way to go before it has any credibility as a small government party. The piece takes a close look at the House select committee on earmark reform, which Republican leaders created among much fanfare after the Nov. 2008 election to combat pork barrel spending projects. Yet the committee still hasn’t delivered a report on earmark spending that was supposed to be completed in February, and more tellingly, eight out of the 10 members of the committee have requested earmarks themselves this year.”

• SAY IT THREE TIMES and IT’S YOURS FOREVER: Word for the day
• GOOD NEWS: Lesson learned: NRSC pledges to stay out of contested primaries
  Hot Air, Ed Morrissey: “A party that talks abut federalism and limited national government should have more trust in the people to choose their representatives in the primaries. Cornyn and the NRSC have taken a circuitous route to the right decision, but at least they got there.”
  Ahhhh…exactly.
  MORE: The Maximalists Win One: NRSC PROMISES TO STAY OUT OF CONTESTED PRIMARIES
  Ace, AoSHQ: “This promise applies to open seats only, unfortunately; presumably then they will still consider throwing money in favor of an incumbent, because that worked out so damn well with Arlen Spector.”
  This is one lesson learned–and the price to pay wasn’t high. If the RNC can learn a few more important, low-cost lessons, they may have a shot at actually speaking for the people–and that will be a huge place to be speaking from in 2010.
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• IT’S FINALLY HERE! RINO Season: Season Now Open, No Limit
• Blogging Rules for Radicals: Chapter One.
  Alinsky for Dummies…

• JAY LENO: “Secretary of State Hillary Clinton scolded Pakistan leaders for not going after al-Qaida and just pretending they didn’t see a problem that everyone else in the world could see. Ouch! Imagine Hillary Clinton lecturing you on turning a blind eye to a problem that the rest of the world could see.”

  

• AMEN: Britain recognizes global warming as a religion
  On the other hand, the UK doesn’t recognize Scientology, which makes this 2008 story all the more reprehensible: PC Run Amok: UK Cops Bust Teen For Calling Scientology a Cult.
  Don Surber: “Pope Gore”.

• HAH! Congress Approves $500 Billion for Monument to Human Folly.
  The Onion: “Our goal is to create a structure that, like the human race itself, is doomed from the outset and plagued by innate flaws that can never be corrected,” said Sen. George Voinovich.

• ANN COULTER: Election 2009: Change I Can Believe In!
  “Not only do conservatives not pick insane fights — such as staging a 2006 primary fight against a recent vice presidential candidate because he supported the war in Iraq — but conservatives are more popular than Republicans. By contrast, liberals are less popular than Democrats. When conservatives take control of the Republican Party, Republicans win. When liberals take control of the Democratic Party, Democrats end up out of power for eight to 12 years.”
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• Geico Parody: Alan Grayson, Liberal Caveman
• Lindsey Graham on NY-23 fallout: Leave the RINOs alone!
  When Senators think they are scientists, it’s embarrassing. When they think they’re economists, they just sound stupid. But when they try to sound like prophets….well, they sound like Lindsey Graham. Lindsey Graham is one person I’d bet wants to learn. how to tie an ascot. Call it “RINO chic“…

• FOOLS! Broccoli for You, Häagen-Dazs for Nancy Pelosi
• ANOTHER REASON TO DUMP AARP: AARP to endorse government health care takeover.
  You can’t spell “pampered special interest” without AARP>

• CRAIG FERGUSON: “I’ve never understood Japanese dining. I always thought it was a put-on. “Let’s see if we can get these people to eat raw fish with sticks . . . and then get them to drink hot wine . . . and then we’ll make them sit on the floor without shoes . . .”

  by Mondo Frazier
  images: DBKP file

  

  
  
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