Survival Skills, Bloggers, Scooby Doo, Idiots: Morning Intell

Morning Intell: Weekday Edition: Tuesday, November 3, 2009

• RED STATE, BLUE STATE: California vs. Texas: The Verdict Is In
  Ronald Reagan was right: people do vote with their feet. They’re fleeing high tax states like California, New York and Michigan. They’re moving into low tax states like Texas where they’re getting their money’s worth out of state-provided services.
  Good read, original links.[h/t Instapundit]

• WORLD SERIES: Utley, Lee keep Phillies alive with 8-6 win over Yankees in Game 5
  Yankees lead 3-2.

• BECAUSE THEY CAIR: CAIR files suit against ‘Muslim Mafia’ author
  Art Moore, WND: “The Council on American-Islamic Relations has filed a federal lawsuit against a co-author of the newly released book “Muslim Mafia” and his son, charging they conspired to carry out a six-month uncover operation in which they secretly recorded meetings and stole thousands of pages of sensitive documents from the Washington, D.C.-based Muslim group.

  In the book, “Muslim Mafia: Inside the Secret Underworld That’s Conspiring to Islamize America,” published by WND Books, P. David Gaubatz and “Infiltration” author Paul Sperry present first-hand evidence CAIR is acting as a front for a well-funded conspiracy of the Muslim Brotherhood – the parent of al-Qaida and Hamas – to infiltrate the American system and help pave the way for Saudi-style Islamic law to rule the U.S.

  Trademark CAIR antics: sue those who publish unflattering information about the front group–which pretends to be a voice for anyone other than the radical Islamists who foot the bills.

• GOOFIN’ ON THE GOOF: Joe Scarborough Satirizes Keith Olbermann’s ’08 Election Night Coverage

• CREEP: Kevin Spacey Is Not About to Put Up with Your Aggression, You [Expletives Deleted]. I’ve like Spacey in about as many films as I’ve disliked him in. So, cinema-wise, that’s a wash. Butt for some reason, every time I hear his name, the words “Butt Bongo” come to mind…
• QUIET: California 10: The Other Congressional Race
• LIFE’S CRUEL TALLY: Daily scoreboard.
  “Don Surber is…The Scorekeeper!” I missed using that one for the Halloween weekend.

• ACTION! Journo-rage: Fist fight in the Washington Post newsroom.
  Action! Action! We want Action! A-C-T…I-O-N! ACTION!

• Boobs: Democrats Circle the wagons around “Irish Cottage” Dodd, Accusing GOP Candidate of Risque YouTube Videos.
  What does a Senate Banking Committee Chairman do when he’s not tamping down charges of favoritism and corruption? Complain about the boobs in WWE YouTube videos–and we’re not talking about the wrestlers. If Chris Dodd kept as careful a watch over the banking industry as he does over YouTube, the U.S. would likely not be trillions in debt, stretching into the horizon as far as the eye can see…

• A POX on the FOPS: Political Elites, Congress: The American Fopocracy.
  Almost 10% of Congress is a relative of someone else who was in or still ‘serves’ in Congress. The key question: Who do they serve: You or themselves?

• Quotes of the day
  Liberal media organizations and commentators give conservatives advice on how to fix the Republican Party. Every time the Republicans take their advice, they lose. Then the Libs give more advice–and worse, there are those in the Republican Party that listen. Liberals hope this process repeats itself until the Repubs have “fixed” themselves out of existance.
  Most of the quote-spouters get it wrong. But don’t anyone tell them: you can’t fix the problem if you don’t know what the problem is.

• MOST LIKELY YOU KNOW THIS: Quit Making Things Up, DNC

  It gets an “A” for efficient use of the time and succinctness.

• FUNNY! Health Scare: Stephen King’s IT Video Parody.
  Things that go bump in the storm drain.

  

• DR. ZERO: Hangin’ With the Wrong Conservative Homies
  As usual, Dr. Z hammers a few heads on some nails.

• OVERKILL? Plastic Surgeon Sculpts Dream Wife: Eight Surgeries and 1600 Grams of Silicone.
  1600 grams of silicon? Better be sure that puppy’s balanced right…

• AH, THOSE SIMPLER DAYS:

  When a Scooby Snack made everything better.

• FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY! How To Survive The Coming Martial Law In America.
  It’s a website for the book, but it also has a few survival tips thrown in to make things interesting. Whether you believe the premise or not, there’s some items that should concern those who worry about the increasing intrusiveness of government.

• GUILTY PLEASURE: Real Housewives of Orange County: Romance for Gretchen, Evictions, New Housewife, and Jenna Says Goodbye
• INTERESTING CONCEPT: ‘Personhood’ movement explodes in 32 states
  “Pro-lifers: Wildfire effort could be death blow to abortion in Obamacare”
  Big challenge to abortion on demand?

• KNOW YOUR BLOGGERS! Jim Hoft (Gateway Pundit) on the Blogosphere.
  The Right Bloggers at the Right Time and the Right Place. Hey, that’s catchy…

• BOB DOLE, JOHN McCAIN, DEDE SCOZZAFAVA COMMEMORATIVE WEAR: RINO T-Shirt: 2012 RINO Presidential Ticket
• IDIOTS, REALLY:

  8 idiots in 2:16. That’s a lot of idiot bang for your time-spent-watching buck.

• DAILY HAH! Caption This – Owreck Vacuum.
  Live on in a sort of web immortality if you’re chosen one of the five winners.

  by Mondo Frazier
  images: DBKP file

  

  
  
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