Suckers, Leprechauns and Bootlickers: Morning Intell

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DBKP Morning Intell

Morning Intell: Weekday Edition:
Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Yesterday’s Morning INTELL: Green Eggs and Sam, SlumDog Val, NFL and Cigars: Morning Intell

TOP STORIES at: DBKP FLASH Headline News:

2100 ATMS in 280 Cities, 3 Continents Drained of $9M Cash “Nearly Simultaneously”
Flags Flown Half-Mast in WV for Killed Afghan Vet
AP: 15 Million More Americans Discover They Are ‘Rich’
UK High Taxes: Famous Brits Vote With their Feet
SEIU Lobbyist Andy Stern Busted
Video: Black Market Bacon Dogs
Chicago Cops Write Air Freshener, GPS Tickets
Man Forced to Sell Roaches “Real Cheap”
WAKE-UP CALL: Taxpayers on hook as some bailed-out firms prove frail
WashPo on CIT bankruptcy: “The $2.3 billion was wasted. They didn’t save CIT, and they didn’t save the taxpayers’ money.”
This is a wake-up call, both to government–which won’t listen–and taxpayers, who have no say in the matter.
Expect more.
SHAMELESS PLUG: DBKP’s Cigar Bistro Bear with us, we’re working the bugs out….BUT, one day, we’re gonna be contenders…
QUOTES OF THE DAY
Palin vs. McCain. Actually, lately, it’s been more Palin vs the Mouthpiece Media or Palin vs Toxic Steve Schmidt, uber-weenie deluxe…
DOG BITES MAN: Hell freezes over: ACORN employee refuses to aid and abet underaged prostitution
OR, as whoever writes the teasers over at Hot Air calls it: “Employee of the Year”.
PUT YOUR FEET UP: Everybody Needs to Relax About Obama Bowing to Royalty
For bringing the pure bad snark, no one does it like Deceiver…
SUNNY SUCKERS: The California T Party (T Is for Tax)
Brian Stomski, AMThinker:

Effective November 1, California’s state income tax withholding rates were increased by 10% for wages, supplemental wages, stock options, and bonuses. Faced with dwindling tax receipts from the economic downturn and their own reluctance to cut social programs, liberals in Sacramento had to do something.

California’s bond rating is near junk status, which makes borrowing an expensive proposition. All across this country, businesses and households are cutting costs to endure what looks like a long road to economic recovery. The California legislature considered doing that, but it seemed like a lot of work, and it’s really hard to cut the programs they believe keep them in office.

T is also for “twist”…EVERYBODY DANCE! How about everyone in California Legislature do the Hustle?
UH OH: Missing 400-Pound Leprechaun Case in Arizona: Thieves Risk Misfortune and Bad Luck for Rest of Their Lives
Put out a bowl of Lucky Charms and wait…
DESCRIPTIVE: Time Discovers Funemployment: Goshdarnit, Some Americans Are So Happy In This Recession (So You Should Be Too!)
This is one of those pieces that can be described as “good to sink your teeth into”. Of course, Ace had just written about some emo pretend-vampire emos in Hotlanta, so maybe I had that on my mind when I wrote the previous sentence…
CLIP N SAVE: The Stimulus Jobs Inflation Map
As Joe Biden would say, “I have two words for that: Phone Knee!”…
MORE: Shocker: Based Just on Limited Media Evaluations Conducted So Far, At Least 10 Percent of “Saved or Created” Stimulus Jobs Are Simply Made-up and Fictitious
Bonus: Jobs Being “Created” In Congressional Districts That Themsleves Don’t Exist, Either
UNDERHANDED: Present Obama Suffers Another Outlandish Attack from Past Obama
Brings new meaning to the phrase, “he’s his own worst enemy”…
QUESTION OF THE DAY: How do you want your America dished up: as an ass-kicker or a boot-licker?
We’ll assume that a rhetorical question…
TA DA! ‘Unfriend’ Named New Oxford American Dictionary’s 2009 Word of the Year.
“Teabagger” was an honorable mention. “Anderson Blooper” didn’t make the list…
THAT’S THE SPIRIT: Ugandan official: cane bodies of people who die from drinking gin
“Faced with a glut of poisonous gin in his region, a Ugandan official recommends caning the bodies of people who died after drinking it.”
Kinda like beating a dead horse…
DO-IT-YOURSELF SARAH PALIN BUSINESS CARDS.
For your next NY Times cocktail party, no doubt…
More Sarah Palin Derangement Syndrome
Gregory of Yardale, Moonbattery: “If Sarah Palin is a joke, then why is the left-wing obsessed with destroying her? The right directs similar fury at Barack Obama, fair enough, but Obama is actually in power and making many bad decisions that actually affect our lives. Sarah Palin is a private citizen, with no power to rule over anyone. One can disagree with Palin’s values, but it’s not as if she’s running up massive federal deficits or dithering over war strategy while our soldiers are dying in Afghanistan.”
BONUS: DBKP got a shout out–and nobody had to die…
VIDEO OF THE DAY
R.I.P. Flags Flown Half-Mast in WV for Killed Afghan Vet
VIA DON SURBER: “Senator Robert C. Byrd has now been in Congress (both in the House and Senate) longer than anyone. The record had been held by Arizona’s Cal Hayden, who served 20,773 days for before retiring at 91.”
Byrd is a symbol of one thing that needs fixing badly in our republic: the political lifer. Let’s trade him in for 6 or 7 terms of the citizen-legislator. The only ones who value “years of service” in Congress more than political elites is the elite media.
Ft Hood: Counter-Terrorism, FBI to Join Amtrak?
…Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, Amtrak, Post Office, FBI?
CONAN O’BRIEN: “President Obama is also expected to meet with the leaders of China and discuss “freedom of expression, freedom of religion, and rule of law.” And the Chinese leaders are expected to laugh.”
undo . As in, “Doug Hoffman un-conceded”.
Flash: Obama in favor of free speech. Shhh…he’s also a teleprompter toady to tyrants. But keep that last one under your hat.
SAD: Nine-Yr-Old Oklahoma Boy Murdered by Physician Father
ONE MORE RHETORICAL QUESTION: Can you imagine the USURPER reciting this?…
Hint: it’s not the Communist Manifesto or Rules for Radicals…
DAILY HAH! Pacific Rimjob
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