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BREAKING: Just discovered: the Diary of White House press secretary, Robert “The Tool” Gibbs

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Robert Gibbs’

Diary of a Tool

November 30, 2009
ClimateGate

Dear Diary,

That smarty-mouth Major G. asked me today at the White House press conference about the 6,000 scientists who dispute climate change. I had a snappy answer ready.

“There’s no real scientific basis for disputing it (climate change).”

Stuff that in your piehole, Major!

Can I get any cooler? Tomorrow’s another day….

MORE: Gibbs on Climategate: The science is settled

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