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	<title>Comments on: Plastic Surgeon Sculpts Dream Wife: Eight Surgeries and 1600 Grams of Silicone</title>
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		<title>By: Rides A Pale Horse</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rides A Pale Horse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:33:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If she ever tips over forward either one of three things will happen.

1.  She won&#039;t be able to get back up with out the use of a crane.

2.  She&#039;ll just bounce back up straight.

3.  There will be a massive explosion of silicone, sticking her to whatever surface she happens to contact in which case she will probably need facial reconstructive surgery.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If she ever tips over forward either one of three things will happen.</p>
<p>1.  She won&#8217;t be able to get back up with out the use of a crane.</p>
<p>2.  She&#8217;ll just bounce back up straight.</p>
<p>3.  There will be a massive explosion of silicone, sticking her to whatever surface she happens to contact in which case she will probably need facial reconstructive surgery.</p>
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		<title>By: pat</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:13:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>was it worth it? Hell yes!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>was it worth it? Hell yes!</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 06:35:36 +0000</pubDate>
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