Perverted Elf, Little Barry O and Dagobah: Morning Intell
Morning Intell: Weekend Edition:
Saturday, November 21 2009
Yesterday’s Morning INTELL: Lipo-Diesel, Sarah Palin Tsunami, Real Kool-Aid Drinkers: Morning Intell
TOP STORIES at: DBKP FLASH Headline News:
- Liberal newspaper Can’t Grasp Concept of American Dream, Fails to Disprove Glenn Beck’s “Hype†of “Ultimate Everyguyâ€
- Cleveland Disses Nike’s Proposed Changes for LeBron James 10-story Mural
- Oprah Gives Fans 18-months Notice She’s Ending Talk Show
- Sixty Three Photos of Lastest Victoria Secret Angels Fashion Show
- North Pole Residents Incensed After U S Postal Services Cancels Santa Letters Due to Sex Offender Elf
- MSM Most Likely Bummed Over Kerry’s Daughter’s Arrest
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- ALL CLEAR: Sarah Palin Book Tour Update: Palin Fans Undergo Security Checks at Fort Wayne, Indiana Borders Store
However, Keith Olbermann was not present…
- SPECIAL REPORT: Bureaucrats With Badges
AmSpec: “Government rules and their enforcers give new meaning to the practice of identify theft.”
- IT’S ALREADY GONE: The Death of the Meta Media Experience
PS: “On-demand is the future of TV. But is collective viewing something we won’t appreciate until it’s gone?”
- WOW! Homeless Man Claims Responsibility For Own Problems
PC: “The incident occurred near the dumpster behind the Shop Rite store in Brooklyn, when Willard Kookish, formerly of 435 Subprime Lane in Nutly, NJ, casually told a reporter that “my problems are my own fault.”"
- MESS: Corruptocrat AG Eric Holder’s conflicted DOJ
- CONAN O’BRIEN: “President Obama was in South Korea today, discussing what to do about Iran’s nuclear ambitions, and he said he plans to “indicate our seriousness†to Iran. Obama plans to indicate our seriousness by having our next message to Iran read aloud by James Earl Jones.”
- LITTLE BARRY: Obama’s Expatriate Years
One reason for the president’s anti-Americanism?
- 4 Things Guys Notice Instantly
Take notes…
- TINGLE! Chris Matthews: Is Obama just too darned intellectual?
Because a presidential candidate with the revered “D” will be labeled a “genius” by the Media Touts every 30 hours or so…same rule applies for Dem presidential candidates. They’ve had an uncanny knack for nominating “exceptionally brilliant” pols, while the GOP has had, coincidentally, the exact same uncanny knack for nominating doofuses….according to Big Media.
- DEATHWATCH? Agent: Michigan president backs Rodriguez
Not exactly the dreaded ‘vote of confidence’ for the Michigan FB coach…yet.
- VIDEO OF THE DAY: Go Dogobah
Warning: couple language alerts. [h/t: Ace]
- SURPRISE: Will Ferrell tops overpaid stars list
- JAY LENO: “The U.S. Postal Service announced this week that they have lost $3.8 billion this year. Here’s the worst part: You know how they lost it? In the mail.”
- DAILY HAH! From His Bunker In N. California, Al Gore Responds to “Climategateâ€
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by Mondo Frazier
image: DBKP file
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