Morning Intell: Weekend Edition:
Saturday, November 14 2009

• Suckers, Slaves and Zombies
• Mandatory Gun Ownership an Idea Whose Time Has Come
• 30th Anniversary of Embassy Seizure: The Rhetoric of Obama
• The Ten States Which Are the Biggest Financial Messes
• ACORN Organizer: We Have to Be Non-Partisan, But…
• Letterman: Wife Tells Him to Get Out
• Enquirer Whispers Maj. Hasan Flew Under the Gaydar
• Prejean Up Close: Carrie, Carrie Quite Contrary
• Iranian-Americans Mobilize for 2010 Census
• Confirmed: Hasan was a Card-Carrying Soldier of Allah
• Planned Parenthood, ACLU Team Up to Stop Nevada Personhood Initiative
• Pastors Use Civil Disobedience to Protest Hate Crimes Law
• Obama Policies: Fake Greek Styrofoam Columns
• Friday the 13th: Why it’s Unlucky Redux
  

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• CLASH OF THE MID-SEASON TITANS? Defense at core of Bengals success; why Patriots-Colts isn’t significant
  

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• THERE’S MORE THAN YOU THINK: Video: Glenn Beck devotes entire show to black conservatives
  Allahpundit, Hot Air: “A brilliant idea, although I hope the participants know that they’re now fair game for “progressive” blackface photoshops mocking them as traitors to their race.”
  BUT, Any blacks who leave the progressive plantation risk the “traitor” label–might as well get some licks in before a national audience…

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• Olby Boy!: Keith Olbermann Gets the Bestest Toy in the Whole World
  

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• CHARLES LAYS INTO ‘EM WITH THE KRAUTHAMMER: Quotes of the day:

  CK: “Contrary to liberal myth, military tribunals aren’t a break with 200-plus years of American jurisprudence. Eight Nazis who snuck into the U.S. in June 1942 were tried by a similar court and most were hanged within two months. Before the Obama Administration stopped all proceedings earlier this year pending yesterday’s decision, the tribunals at Gitmo had earned a reputation for fairness and independence…”
  The Obama administration is completely tone-deaf when it’s in governing mode. But in less than 3 years, Americans will go to the polls in another presidential election. A lot of them will not have forgotten the many “WTF moments” this president has served up in his first ten months.

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• MORE PROOF MARC AMBINDER IS A TWERP: A writing exercise
  

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• AMEN: Liberals and their Church of Health Insurance
  Don Surber: “These people are goofy. They have confused morality with public policy.”
  Of course, the first line of the Progressive (no, not the insurance company) Creed goes something like, “I am Progressive, therefore I am confused.”

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• CONAN O’BRIEN: “The AMA is urging the federal government not to classify marijuana as a dangerous drug and to do more research. That request came not only from the AMA but also from KFC.”

  

• Bombshell: Obama bringing KSM to NYC for trial; former Bush AG Mukasey responds: “High risk of attack”
  Maybe this will work out just fine for all involved: Eric Holder might finally come off as something other than a politically-motivated pawn; KSM might get a lethal injection in his famous, hairy back; and Obama might be held in awe throughout the world by America’s friends and enemies alike. But that’s not the way the smart money is betting…

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• HOUSEWIFE FEVER, CATCH IT! Real Housewives of Orange County: Season Five, Episode Two: Slade Gets Naked, Tamra’s War on Orange County Whores
  

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• OKAY: Harsanyi: C’mon, admit it. Twitter is useless
  

  Not long ago, Meghan McCain, maverick progeny and rising media star (due, no doubt, to her impressive intellectual gifts) posted a cleavage-intense picture of herself on her Twitter account.

  “For years,” the 25-year-old would later lament, “I have struggled to accept the fact that the way I look in a tank top comes off more ’sexual’ than a flat-chested woman.”

  First, let’s all agree on the obvious: a nation that fails to deal with the deep-seated struggles of busty young blondes is a nation that fails us all.

  Then feel free to wonder why an intelligent young woman feigns astonishment when her candid shot creates a hubbub online after she disseminated the shot to 76,000 followers. Isn’t that the point of posting on Twitter? Highlighting everything? Even your socio-political thoughts on cup sizes?

  This is some good stuff–and there’s more. Have to put this fellow
  “Harsanyi” on the must-check-out list…

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• OBAMA the BOWER-MEISTER: Why is this man bowing?
  ON the plus side, the only time Obama and “humble” are in the same room is when he’s bowing to a foreign ruler…

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• TRYING TO RECLAIM THEIR SPOT FROM THE TRAVEL CHANNEL:
  CNN Calls Fort Hood Killer Hasan a “Conservative”
  CNN and Lou Dobbs parted company because the cable cult news organization wanted to pursue a ‘middle-of-the-road’ political stance. Must be a different road than the one most Americans are on…

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• VIDEO OF THE DAY:

• JAY LENO: “Has anyone seen this new movie, “The Men Who Stare at Goats?” It’s rated “R” here in the U.S., but in the Middle East it’s rated “X” for nudity.”
• DAILY HAH! Boy Among Men

  by Mondo Frazier
  images: DBKP file

  

  
  
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