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New Chinese Bra: For Women Who Desire a Different Breast Size for Every Occasion

November 25, 2009
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Our intrepid island paradise partner pat discovered this little gem at the site Weird Asia News.

From WAN:

“It’s her. It’s her. It’s still her. The same person, but different breasts each time!” For every woman who has ever regretted waking up in the morning with the same size breasts she had the night before, this Chinese TV commercial wants you to know your troubles are finally over!

According to this announcer, at least, it’s every woman’s dream to have a bigger cup size. Now, with the amazing She’s Mine bra, you can turn that dream into a reality. Not only does it increase your cup size, but it lets you change it to suit your mood. Need some guidelines? The commercial suggests “a B-cup for work, a C-cup for shopping, and a D-cup for partying.”

How does the Chinese push button bra “stack up” to Victoria’s Secret “Miraculous” pushup bra?
Take the video test and see!

Of course, neither should be confused with “inflatable” bras:

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4 Responses to New Chinese Bra: For Women Who Desire a Different Breast Size for Every Occasion

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  2. She S Mine Bra - Wirro on November 26, 2009 at 02:26

    [...] Now, with the amazing She’s Mine bra, you can turn that dream into a reality. Not only does it increase your cup size, but it lets you change it to suit your mood. Need some guidelines? The commercial suggests “a B-cup for work, .. read more [...]

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  4. SunDust on November 26, 2009 at 23:36

    It’s Fantastic!! You can buy the She’s Mine Bra (also called God’s Hand) at GLAMUNITY: http://www.glamunity.com

    Reply

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