Hillbillies, Bows and NObamaMania: Morning Intell

Morning Intell: Weekday Edition:
Wednesday, November 18 2009.
Yesterday’s Morning INTELL: Suckers, Leprechauns and Bootlickers: Morning Intell
TOP STORIES at: DBKP FLASH Headline News:
- New Drug Boosts Women’s Sexual Desire: Won’t Work if Woman is in Crappy Relationship
- Why You Can’t Buy a Coke at Costco
- Dire Global Warming Warnings from MSM Receive Chilly Reception from Readers
- Rutting Season Claims Buck’s Life: Mistakes 640-lb Concrete Buck Statue as Rival
- Pop Quiz: Guess Who Doesn’t Want Abstinence Speaker at Virginia High School?
- CNN and Protest: Tale of Two Tones
- LESS IS MORE OR SOMETHING: Federal panel calls for less breast cancer screening
Hey! It’s another change you can believe in…unless it’s malignant.
- ANATOMY OF A BOW: Obama Didn’t Bow, But He Had a Good Reason for Bowing
For the prosecution: Deceiver’s Simon Scowl…sic ‘em!
MORE: Ace also does a good job: White House: Obama Lied About Not Bowing to Saudi King
If this was an ass-kicking contest between Ace and Obama, there’d be a time-out called. By Ace, so his foot could get some rest.
- HOTTEST TEAM IN USA: Stanford rockets up the rankings after latest 50-point outburst
Andy Staples, SI: “There are six unbeatens left, but no team has played better over the last month than Stanford.”
- MORE SMART POWER REVEALED! The real fallout from the Obama bow
Don Surber: “Our moral and intellectual superiors on the left gave us these grand lectures about how we do not understand the Asian custom of bowing, what with us being mouth-breathers and all. This is Smart Diplomacy. But President Obama’s bow to the emperor was pretty dumb.”
Obama reveals by the day the real strength of “smart power”. But all one one had to do ask: who wins more fights, the big kids or the geeks?
- LIGHTS GO OUT IN PEOPLE’S EYES: Obama’s Mind Game
Robin of Bereley, AmThinker: “If Obamamania is a cult, then Obama is the cult leader. Cult leaders routinely pull the strings of their followers. The most extreme example is Charles Manson. He rots in prison for murders he never committed. He didn’t have to do the dirty work. His brainwashed charges did his bidding.”
That constant noise you hear is the collective snapping of former ObamaManiacs all over the country…
- CONAN O’BRIEN: “Everyone’s still talking about outspoken anti-immigration anchor Lou Dobbs leaving his job at CNN. Even more surprising Dobbs says he’s going to find his next job by hanging out in the parking lot at a Home Depot.”
- REALLY? Republicans who endorsed Holder have second thoughts
Byron York, WashEx: “Last January, several Republican legal stars wrote a letter to the Senate Judiciary Committee supporting Eric Holder’s nomination to be attorney general. Now, in light of Holder’s decision to grant 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed full American constitutional rights and try him in federal court in New York, some of those veteran lawyers are having second thoughts.”
You get what you signed for, suckers.
- HOW LOW CAN YOU GO: The more offensive Newsweek photo of Sarah Palin
Of course, they should realize, “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.”
- VIDEO OF THE DAY: Justin Singing in the Bathroom
- OH NO: Taxes knock out Pacquiao-Mayweather bout … from NY, NJ
Contrary to the Obama administration’s philosophy, higher taxes have consequences. Even in sports.
- POSSIBLE: A Jacksonian Republican sweep? from Michael Barone.
MORE: Alan Mollohan: Target of a Jacksonian Belt Revolt?
MORE STILL: Will the hillbillies flip the House?
- JAY LENO: “While in China, President Obama gave a speech. He said that “being open to criticism makes democracy stronger and makes me a better leader because it forces me to hear opinions I don’t want to hear.” Then he went back to trashing Fox News.”
- CIVIL–OR WAR? Stupak: Don’t test me on abortion, Democrats
BONUS! Stupak fires a shot at David Axelrodgazer, saying “[T]hat is why Mr. Axelrod is not a legislator, he doesn’t really know what he is talking about.”
Booyah!
- DAILY HAH! Bruce Kluliss: Hippie Critic Panorama
by Mondo Frazier
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As an American taxpayer I formally request that our President stop bending over like that. I’m getting flashbacks of my draft board exam and I feel violated all over again!
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