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Green Eggs and Sam, SlumDog Val, NFL and Cigars: Morning Intell

November 16, 2009
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Monday, November 16, 2009



Yesterday’s Morning INTELL: Party of Nanny Nanny Boo Boo, O-bow-ma, and College Upsets: Morning Intell


TOP STORIES at: DBKP FLASH Headline News:
  • The Absurdity of NFL Throwback Uniforms
  • Nancy Pelosi Claims She’s Read 3,200 Page Healthcare Bill
  • Portland Opens First Medical Marijuana Cafe at Former Erotic Club Rumpspankers


  • UH OH: H1N1 Mutation Fears in Ukraine: Victim’s Lungs “Black as Charcoal”, Reminiscent of Spanish Flu

  • SOUNDS GOOD TO ME: Newsweek promotes Palin for President
    Dave Kopel, VC: “I’m not arguing for or against Palin for President–just observing that, as is so often the case, the Palin-hating media are less clever than they think, and end up inadvertently making her stronger.”
    Thank heavens Big Media is more biased than smart…


  • NFL SCOREBOARD WEEK 10
    BIGGEST UPSETS: Redskins over Denver; Packers over the Cowboys


  • DR. ZERO is ON THE CASE: The Essential Fusion
    “Democrats speak often of those who “win life’s lottery,” insinuating their wealth is not their hard-earned property, to which they have an absolute right. Instead, it’s pennies from heaven, and we should spare no pity for those who would catch an umbrella full of those pennies and scurry off to indulge their greed, while others are left to suffer. Those who believe government has a duty to “spread the wealth around” find it essential to compromise the idea that wealth belongs to those who earn it. Ownership is the truth that must be buried before theft can put on its Sunday best and introduce itself as “redistribution.””
    More on the Nimrodilicious economic thinking that Liberals exhibit…


  • NEAT! The Year’s 100 Greatest Innovations and Best of What’s New 2009: The Year’s 100 Greatest Innovations
    Our fave: A new stethoscope…“Elegant in its simplicity, this stethoscope refines a design unchanged for nearly 200 years. And it could save the health care industry billions.”


  • CAP GOVERNMENT, TRADE GORE: Hundreds of Protesters Greet Al Gore at Florida Junk Science Speech (Video)
    Hundreds of protesters showed up at fearmongering psuedoScientist Al Gore’s speech in Florida. Inside, people sat in the dark like mushrooms absorbing Gore’s particularly pungent strain of bullsh*t.
    Protesters got bonus points for creative ability.


  • MATTER OF TIME: Women Smoking Cigars.
    “Cigar smoking women now have a blog to smoke with”
    Something you’re dying(?!?) to see: famous women smoking cigars…


  • BIGGER and BETTER: Tea Party Nation
    RS McCain, AmSpec: “The media are paying attention now. They have no choice. Over the past nine months, hundreds of thousands of citizens have answered the Tea Party movement’s call to direct involvement in politics. Their activism has ignited the spark that now threatens to incinerate the agenda of Hope and Change that once seemed impervious to conservative opposition.”


  • KEEP THEM DOGIES MOVIN’ NFL: The Long and Winding Road of NFL Franchise Relocations

    Morning Intell from DBKP

  • NEW! DBKP’s Cigar Bistro
    Check out Tips: How to Light and Smoke a Cigar. NOTE: Top pic is mildly NSFW…


  • CONFIRMED: Japan expert to ABC: Yes, Obama’s bow made him look like an idiot
    Allahpundit, HA: “So much of an idiot, in fact, that according to Tapper’s source, at least one Japanese paper isn’t running the photo out of embarrassment. This tool actually groveled himself into a minor international incident.”
    Of course, a lot of Americans didn’t have to have it confirmed. Are the Japanese a nation of racist haters?


  • COLLEGE FOOTBALL: The Associated Press Top 25 Poll
    TOP 3: Florida, Alabama, Texas…all red states….


  • STOP! Stanford alumni blow the whistle on Valerie Jarrett
    Stanford alumni write letters to set the record straight on the White House’s biggest slumlord.


  • DAILY HAH! You Were Sam
    Not to be confused with “Sam I am”…

    by Mondo Frazier
    images: DBKP file

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