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Sarah Palin and the Best Halloween Candy: USNWR Poll



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Palin with McCain in Washington, PA
[Sarah Palin with John McCain in Washington PA 08-27-08]


A GOOD SIGN?

After reading an article on the Weekly Standard’s Matthew Continetti and his coming book on the media’s attacks on Sarah Palin [The Persecution of Sarah Palin.Palin Book: Feminists Jealous of Sarah's Rise], a poll was noticed on U.S. News & World Report’s sidebar.

Bobbles Poll: Halloween Candy

Who do you think is more likely to hand out the best Halloween candy?

Below are the results at the time [1830 10-27-09]:

US News & World Report Halloween Candy Poll

Looks like the readers of USN&WR who took the poll have an idea who is more likely to supply them with the really good stuff in the years to come.

Of course, the “poll”–like so many across the Interweb–is not scientific and is all in good fun. As is the following observation:

After being disappointed with the current state of tricks, America is waiting for a treat.

UPDATE @ 0845 10-30-09: The latest figures in the USN&WR Bobblehead Poll show Palin comfortably ahead in the race for the title of “who gives out the best candy”.

1. 77.97% Sarah Palin
2. 3.91% Rudy Giuliani
3. 8.03% Michelle Obama
4. 4.21% Hillary Clinton
5. 5.87% Joe Biden

In case anyone was wondering.

by Mondo Frazier
image: USN≀ DBKP file


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  • Pete said:

    Just what this country needs is a barely literate, undereducated moron in the White House who is even dumber than Dubya. Obama for sure is in over his head but who wouldn’t be with the mess we’re in at present? If your answer is Sarah Palin then our national decline will surely be complete and accelerated at the speed of light. What a shining example we would be with a half wit as POTUS and with her dim high school degreed husband as her Chief of Staff. Congress surely does not represent our best interests and neither do the partisan puppets that both Dems and Reps prop up as candidates for our highest office.

    Wake up America! We need a third party candidate that isn’t bought and paid for by Goldman Sachs.

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    admin Reply:

    Pete,

    Ahhh…so your problem is with a “barely literate, undereducated moron…”?

    I see. But then you apparently don’t know that Obama went to Columbia and Harvard(?!?) because next you say, Obama for sure is in over his head but who wouldn’t be with the mess we’re in at present?

    “What a shining example we would be with a half wit as POTUS and with her dim high school degreed husband as her Chief of Staff.”

    Lot of assumptions there, but we’ll start with your looking down on those with a high school degree, though that presumably includes yourself? Again, in your own words, Obama’s many degrees haven’t seemed to help him.

    “Wake up America! We need a third party candidate that isn’t bought and paid for by Goldman Sachs.”

    How about Wake Up, Pete! Palin made her name in Alaska by taking on corruption in her own party and then those in the Democratic Party….almost as if she were a third-party outsider! Wow!

    If you have a link where Goldman Sachs bought and paid for Palin, I suggest you drop it.

    Otherwise, you risk looking like an angry, “under-educated” “dim bulb.”

    That being said, thanks for taking the time to stop by and comment.

    Reply

  • Vince said:

    What an awesome poll. They picked her because she’s a dumb whore..and what would a dumb whore do better than anyone…give away free shit! What an awesome poll….dear lord, we should put her in charge of the free world cuz she gives out life-size snickers. If she ever was president this country would deserve everything she did to it…cuz that would make it obvious we are all just too stupid to exist any longer. Of course, she would quit half-way through and all the sheep would call it a ‘maverick move’…haha….you are all so easy to predict it’s awesome.

    Who would give out the best Halloween candy…..hahahahahahahaaha!!! Gotta love Republitards.

    Of course….after seeing Obama and his wife’s list of educational credentials, as opposed to Palin’s lack of finishing at ANY of her community college courses…i’m sure you’ll say she ‘learned by being a true american’ or something idiotic like that. She’s an idiot…anyone that doesn’t see that is an idiot….and when her book makes its Wal-Mart debut and thousands of undereducated ‘Mericans flock to plunk down money to buy it…the world will see, once again, that even though the MAJORITY of America voted for a SMART person this time around….the idiots are still among us….and now they’re all reading the same book!!! Hahahahahaha! Gotta love it. Tally-ho!

    Sarah Palin
    Iraq War
    Intelligent Design
    Death Panels
    Teabaggin’
    Oh No, Socialism!!!
    …..funny how you all think the same way, guess you can’t individualize when stupidy is the driving force. Good luck with that.

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    admin Reply:

    Vince,

    “funny how you all think the same way, guess you can’t individualize when stupidy is the driving force.”

    You’re completely right! “We” do all think in exactly the same way!

    You have a absolutely different, fact-based argument that completely distinguishes you from the rest of the Palin-bashers. Something on the order of:

    “We’re 2 smarts to fall for Palin cuz she’s a bitch and she’s not smart like uz.”

    So, with your superior intellect and razor-sharp logic, you’ve almost won me over!

    First thing tomorrow, I’ll join the Republican Party–so I can quit it. And I’ll tear up my college degrees and join the stampede to Wal-Mart to protest those dumbos who will flock there to mindlessly buy Palin’s memoir.

    And if you’ll only work on the spelling and grammar–it’s “stupidity”–then I think I’ll agree with you 100%!

    [I should point out that historically, the Democrat candidate is always much smarter. Do some Googling and you'll find out that whoever runs for president on the Dem ticket is always reported to be a "genius". Why, a MSM reporter wrote that Bill Clinton did crossword puzzles in ink! The Republicans always have a knack of nominating someone reported to be "slow", backward or otherwise mentally-challenged. Obama is just the latest in a long line of Democrat mental wizards.]

    Thanks for stopping by, commenting and performing this public service.

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  • Vince said:

    interesting fact. The top 14 cities that voted for Kerry had the highest literacy rates in the country, the top 16 cities that voted for Bush had the lowest literacy rates in the country. We don’t claim anything….we call it as we see it. Not to mention Clinton, Obama and Carter never had ‘ghost writers’ for their books….again, just a fact. Not to mention they all went to esteemed colleges and graduated…and Palin has yet to finish any education and McCain graduated next to last in his class….again….call it as we see it. Obama knew how to use the internet and technology to his advantage and McCain didn’t even know what any of that was…sorry, fact again.

    We can also point to IQ scores, the ability to speak, the fact that Bush made up over 700 words while in office (Decider???) …..again, not a way ot thinking…it’s just a fact. And the funniest thing….Clinton fixed the country after Actor and Worthless got done with it….and Jr f’ed it all up (again…..a fact, not an opinion)….and the pattern….after we hire a dumb-ass ‘Merican Cowboy to fuck up America….we then hire someone with a brain who can make sentences to repair the damage….it’s a cycle….after Obama fixes America it’ll be the neo-cons turn to put an idiot in office to fuck it up again….then we start over….that’s the saving grace of the Conservative party….letting them rule for any given time ensures that a Democrat will then win office…not because they are mental wizards or because they’re genius….but because they aren’t idiotic, cowboy, mavericks…..but if that appears ‘wizard-like’ to you….so be it. And Clinton did do crossword puzzles in pen, and Obama did write his own books…..and Bush did choke on a pretzel and hit his head….sorry….again…..facts.

    And it’s not just Palin…..Joe the Plumber? First Dude? It’s a long line of morons that are somehow seen as real America…well, if THEY WANT to be considered morons and rednecks…then don’t get mad when people refer to the republitards as rednecks and morons…you can’t embrace ‘down homey’ness’, then get mad when people point out that acting like a hillbilly is fine to rally idiots, but it’s not how you run a country. Again….we all sound the same because the story is the same….stop endorsing idiots and the world will stop refering to the repubes as idiots….it’s pretty simple math really. Again….fact. Now…..find a misspelling and go ahead and focus on that…it’s so much easier than having a real discussion.

    Sorry….I know how facts have no place in politics, Fake News has shown us that.

    Signed,
    The Discussionator

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  • DenzelWo said:

    Good night, HAPPY HALOWEEN!!!

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  • Jeanna said:

    Sarah Palin is a good leader. i can say that because she did some projects in alaska that helped lots of people .

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