Naked Man Making Coffee Arrested: Witness was Cop’s Wife
Naked Man Making Coffee in Kitchen Arrested for Indecent Exposure: Witness Admits Cutting Through Man’s Yard
Springfield, VA, Cops Scramble to Back up Cop’s Wife Claim
America’s abuzz over the Virginia Naked Man busted for indecent exposure after making coffee in his kitchen. Twenty-nine-yr-old Eric Williamson, a native Hawaiian, was arrested and charged with indecent exposure after a neighborhood woman with a 7-yr-old boy claimed Williamson had exposed himself “twice”: once through a kitchen window and again through the living room window at approximately 8:30 am Monday in Springfield, Virginia.
Williamson, who lived with 5 roommates in the rented home, was alone when he came downstairs in the buff and made himself a cup of coffee. Williamson claims “it was dark” and that he had no idea anyone was looking in. The cops, who consulted with the District Attorney’s office, arrested Williamson because they “believed” Williamson intended to expose himself.
Now for the “rest” of the story:
The “witness”, a neighborhood woman, is married to a Fairfax county cop and admitted she, along with the boy, had “cut through” Williamson’s yard.
Cops say Williamson is a “concern” because his home is across the street from a school bus stop. Cops are now scrambling to find witnesses who will cooberate the witness’ claim.
We don’t know about Fairfax statutes but it would seem “cutting” through someone’s yard is an invasion of private property, while looking in someone’s window constitutes “peeping”. We have no doubt, that if the tables were turned, and a man had “cut” through the witness’ yard in the early morning hours and had “looked” into her window, then she could have a case of a “peeping Tom”. Not so for Williamson, whom, according to the Fairfax authorities, doesn’t have the right to keep Fairfaix County cop’s wives from traipsing through his yard, or, peeping through his windows, then further harassing Williamson by having him arrested for indecent exposure for not wearing clothes in his own home.
By LBG
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October 23rd, 2009 at 18:38
Borat,
GREAT cartoon!
….topical, too.
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Apparently, Fairfax County has too many cops. Trespassing, peeping cops wife can get a guy busted for being naked in his own home., Incredible! Misuse of police powers in the service of a cop’s wife.
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The stupid cunt in the story was just being a whiny, jealous bitch because she saw how much bigger his cock is compared to her husband’s and decided to be vindictive.
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OH boy… here we go. I’m a nudist & hardly ever wear clothing at home. I’m good about keeping my blinds drawn, but when it rains i have to set buckets next to the patio door to keep the carpet dry. As a result it’s possible someone could see through my window and catch me nekkid in my own house as well. FFS what kind of country do we live in when it’s a crime to be naked in your own home? Anyways, what’s next? Is the sheriff’s wife going to let herself into someone’s home to “borrow some sugar” and have someone arrested for being naked in their own shower? She seriously invaded his privacy and was in the wrong, but sadly we live in a country where someone can sue a homeowner because they dropped a TV on their foot while they were robbing their home AND WIN! I say the hell with it. I’m boycotting this BS by not wearing clothes at all in my home for the next month, company or no.
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