Greeting Card Cheap Shots, Formerly Gay Books Banned: Morning Intell
Morning Intell:: Monday October 26, 2009
- BUT DOES HE EAT CHEESE? Barack Obama: President Pantywaist – new surrender monkey on the block .
President Pantywaist is hopping mad and he has a strategy to cut Kim down to size: he is going to slice $1.4bn off America’s missile defence programme, presumably on the calculation that Kim would feel it unsporting to hit a sitting duck, so that will spoil his fun.
UK TELEGRAPH FEVER…CATCH IT!
- GET SOME! AP finally reports on insurance industry’s thin margins.
“The average profit margin for health insurers last year clocked in at an anemic 2.2%. What does that mean from the investor position? They would have done better to put their money into FDIC-insured savings accounts at their local bank, let alone a CD or other guaranteed investment device. A 2.2% profit margin would normally trigger a stockholder revolt.”In the 1990s (remember those years?), a reliably liberal attorney friend was railing against insurance industry and how much money they made. The question was then put to him: If there’s so much money to be made in the insurance industry, why don’t you invest in insurance company stock? Never got an answer, though the question was asked several times.
In light of current tort conditions, the answer self-evidently would be: there’s more money in suing the insurance companies than in investing in them. This piece confirms that–at least for health insurance companies.
- HE’LL PLOT EVIL WHILE LUGGING AROUND AN OXYGEN TANK: JR EWING & SUE ELLEN TO RETURN FOR NEW DALLAS .
National Enquirer says Larry Hagman and Linda Gray are “thisclose” to returning to a remake of the 80s primetime classic sudser, Dallas.
Uhhh, has anyone seen Larry Hagman? Or as LBG put it, “Larry Haggard-man.
- BECAUSE NOTHING’S FUNNIER THAN A CAT FLYING THROUGH THE AIR: KITTEN CANNON.
Mildly-disturbing (if you’re a feline fancier) online game for anyone with a few spare minutes–and lots of online cartoon cats–to kill.
- WHAT KIND OF DAY WAS SUNDAY? Daily scoreboard.
Not giving it away. - INSTAPUNDIT!: ONSTAR IS WATCHING YOU:
Glenn Reynolds wants to know: is the following comforting or disturbing?
““On its way to doing the 1/4-mile in 11.07 seconds at 128 mph, a Hennessy-tuned 700-horsepower Cadillac CTS-V hit .99 longitudinal G as it left the start line. By the end of the run the phone inside the car was ringing, and it was your friendly neighborhood OnStar representative wondering ‘What the hell do you think you’re doing?’ Ok, not quite… but they did have some questions.â€Can’t you just say “wrong number” and hang up?
- LIBERAL SLANDER MACHINE DIDN’T START WITH PALIN The Slander Network.
Liberal hate campaigns are a product of the ideologization of American politics. As liberalism has shifted more to the left, the concept of “the opposition” has altered. Classic American liberalism of the mature period of American politics in the late 19th to mid 20th century held a pragmatic view of competition. By the very nature of things, the opposition was someone you had to live with amid the give and take of the political game. While at one point you might be up, the next week it might be the guy across the aisle, so you treated him civilly as a matter of simple good sense. FDR selecting Wendell Willkie as ambassador without portfolio for Latin America after defeating him in the 1940 election is but one example.
Contemporary leftists, on the other hand, view their opponents as people you send off to the Gulag, unworthy of any respect, deserving of any kind of low blow, no matter how foul. So you accuse Goldwater of insanity, slander Justice Thomas as a sexual monster, casually publish plays, books, and films calling for the assassination of President Bush, and assault the first serious Republican female candidate at her weakest point — her family. And of course, you scream to high heaven if any form of turnabout occurs in your direction, as in the case of the Obama family, which was declared “off limits” early in the presidential campaign, at the same time that Palin’s family was being stretched on the media rack. (Someday, somebody has to do a study of liberalism and hypocrisy. It’ll be an awful lengthy volume.)
A concise history of hate on the Left that points out how its escalated. Disgusting but informative.
- A SANDWICH BY ANY OTHER NAME: Crap & Tax abortion “compromise” sweetened with support for nukes
“A shit sandwich, even with bacon, is still fundamentally a shit sandwich.”
But bacon-flavored! That’s why McCain and Lindsey Graham would vote for it: it’s their specialty…and ‘bipartisan government cheese’ is the special sauce!
They “reach across the aisle’ and taxpayers don’t even get a ‘reach around’…
- IT’S NOT IN THEIR VOCABULARY: Media unable to spell or say “Muslim” in reporting Az Muslim honor killing.
Reminds that Obama commemorated the killing of the Marines in Beirut by forgetting to mention who did it…other than nameless “terrorists”.
- STEELERS WIN: 27-17 over the Vikings.
- SOME PEOPLE ARE COMPLAINING THEY HAVE NOTHING TO DO: SEIU leads new banking shakedown campaign.
“At the annual American Banking Association conference this weekend in Chicago, the SEIU army spearheaded an angry mob protest against major financial institutions who have taken federal bailout funds.”
The term “capitalist pig” is making a comeback from the 1960s. It’s mostly been used lately as a self-mocking term, but SEIU wants to put the “cap it” back in “capitalism”.
- CENSORED! Ex-Gay Books Banned
One reason liberals hate Christianity so frenetically is that it teaches us that we can overcome sin and find redemption. According to moonbat ideology, we are hapless victims who cannot be held accountable for our own behavior. The idea that we have free will is heresy to progressives, so it is no surprise that books about ex-gays are getting banned by public school libraries
Well, if this is true, then where’s all the basement civil libertarians of the Bush years? Censorship is bad, right? Come on now…”My Genes Made Me Do It!” looks like a page-turner!
MATTER OF TIME DEPT. It Has Begun… Afghan President Questions If US Is Reliable Partner.
When even the Afghans question your reliability, it might be time to re-think your policy….oh, that’s right….we’ve been doing that for the last two months….
GATEWAY TWO-FER: Far Left Haters Have Even Infiltrated the Greeting Card Industry.
Target is one outlet selling these cards. It’s enough to make one stop buying there–but that would mean one would have to start buying there in order to stop. The Brazaillion one is amusing, though…
- CONTEST! Well, He Went And Did It.
Help out I own the World…seems 0bama has altered a national landmark. The lads need your help in renaming it. Anyone up for it?
by Mondo Frazier
images: DBKP file
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