Morning Intell:: Thursday October 29, 2009

• OPT OUT Should be Called SCAM OUT: I’ll Pass on ‘Opting Out’ .
  Ann Coulter explains it in a way even liberals can understand–assuming that they don’t really understand now.

• DID the SH*T ACTUALLY HIT THE FAN? Man who threw feces in courtroom draws 31-year sentence for robbery
  

  SAN DIEGO – A man who sneaked a small bag of feces into a courtroom during his robbery trial, smeared the contents on his lawyer and threw it at jurors, was sentenced Monday to 31 years and four months in prison.

• OPRAH CRAZED BOOZE BINGEs: “Oprah’s wild out-of-control antics have sent long time BF Stedman running – for the door!”
• CHILLING: Obama’s Real Enemies List.
  Taken one at a time, the listed actions by the Obama White House are disturbing. Compiled into a list as they are in this piece, they should raise an alarm among regular folks–not just civil libertarians.

• SCANDAL in the MOUNTAINS: Alan Mollohan: Corruption, Cronies and Crocks of Earmarks in WV.
  Dubbed the “overnight millionaire”, Alan Mollohan is an earmarking dynamo–who coincidentally happened to raise his net worth from a negative number to be the 33rd richest man in Congress. He is a member of Stupak’s ‘Gang of 40′ who threaten to sink ObamaCare over abortion–but that’s no reason to excuse the actions of a man who was one of only 75 Congressmen who voted to continue ACORN’s funding.

• THE REALLY SENSELESS WAR: DONATE to DrugSense so they can continue tracking massive waste in the Failed War on Drugs.
• ZOMBIE COSMETIC TIP #5: Sick. Skincare Company Now Using Aborted Fetal Tissue in Anti-Aging Cream

  Gateway Pundit: “This is just gruesome. A skincare company has started using aborted fetal tissue in its anti-aging skincare cream.”

  The more important question: Who would date a woman who uses fetal tissue as a skin cream? Other than Jack Kevorkian, that is…

• GOP GANG of WEASELS: Quotes of the day

  Remember these mottle-coated, spineless weasels who walk upright as humans do. They preen for the cameras and roll words that slosh out of both sides of their mouths in their quest to become The Prez in 2012.

  Mitt Romney: “’I have chosen not to endorse the Republican in the 23,’ Romney, R-Mass., said while campaigning for GOP gubernatorial candidate Bob McDonnell.”

  Mike Huckabee: “‘Certainly his views represent more closely to mine,’ said Huckabee. ‘I’m not taking a role in that with my PAC, simply because I feel like it would be inappropriate with me at this point — mainly because I’m already speaking to the Conservative Party next week. But it is not an endorsement speech, it is an awards speech, and I don’t want to get the two confused.’”

  CNN Calls Sarah Palin’s endorsement of NY 23’s Conservative Party candidate, Doug Hoffman, over the Republican machine choice, Dede Scozzafava, a “high risk, high reward” strategy.

  Sounds like “standing on the principle of endorsing a like-minded person” to us. But what do we know: we’re just part of the peon masses.

• SOUNDS LIKE A SET-UP for a JOKE: State official found with stripper, sex toys and Viagra in his SUV — on his lunch break

  “The attorney general of South Carolina fired a deputy attorney general, Roland Corning, 66, after a police officer found him in his SUV on Monday in a secluded part of a downtown cemetery in Columbia, S.C., — with a stripper, sex toys and Viagra.”

• JAY LENO: “Police in Dallas stand accused of giving traffic tickets to motorists who did not speak English. Isn’t that awful? If we did that in California we could balance the state budget in a week.”

  

• PHILLIES WIN 6-0 Boxscore.
• A KEEPER: Rejected RNC solicitation form of the day.

  Michelle Malkin has a keeper in this continuing series of what potential RNC donors write on their solicitation forms before stamping a giant “D”–for DENIED–across them and sending them back in their RNC-postpaid envelopes.

• BREAK! Price to PepsiCo for Not Being in Court: $1.26 Billion

  “”The bottom line is there was a defect in the process for us, but also for” the plaintiffs, said PepsiCo spokesman Joe Jacuzzi, who called the case “highly dubious.”

  Spokesman Joe Jacuzzi??!? Who heads Pepsi’s legal team, Ivanna Hot Tub? IF this stands, consumers will already have their answer as to why the cost of a 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew will soar to 15.22 in 2010.

• YOU KNEW IT WAS COMING: Congress Repeals Ban on Perpetual Motion Machines.
  “WASHINGTON – In a bold move to lessen our dependence on traditional fuels and decrease carbon emissions, Congress voted to repeal an old Republican ban on perpetual motion machines, clearing the way for the development of self-propelled water wheels, self-flowing flasks, float belts, zeromotors, and other environmentally-friendly industrial equipment.”
  Don’t miss the examples of perpetual motion machines suppressed by evil capitalists–until now!

• RHETORICAL QUESTION: Lamestream Media: Why Did you Pass Up these JUICY ACORN Nuggets?.
  Hannah Giles (she who played the prostitute in the ACORN sting videos) asks a rhetorical question and the crickets answer.

• FREE CARS! Real Cars of Genius: Cash for Clunkers Cost You a Mere $24,000 per Car–Report: Feds Could’ve Just Given Away Free Cars Instead
  AS in the Stimulus, if the Feds would have just doled out that cash to everyone, it truly would have stimulated the economy–each in their own way.

• LOOKS PROMISING: The Fourth Kind

• RED PLANET! 5th Grade Logic

  

  RP is busy these days turning out graphics for the American Spectator(!Good!). Head over for the rest. Chris Matthews didn’t lose on Jeopardy, but he’s due.

• BLANCA! Harry Reid and the Sorcerer’s Opt Out Public Option.
  We’d lost track of Branca DeBree while we were away these last 9 months, but we caught up and today, she’s giving Harry Reid her own
  particularly-pungent brand of stealthy Hell we’ve all come to love.

  “Yesterday the Senate Majority Leader, Harry Reid of Nevada found something he had been searching for for years: a backbone.”

• DAILY HAH! 15 Minutes of Fame Turned Into 15 Minutes of Douche.
  Nothing like a little Levi Johnson hate to start your day out right!

  by Mondo Frazier
  images: DBKP file

  

  
  
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