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Britain Hangs Out Welcome Mat to Somali Pirates

April 23, 2009
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Pirates Are People Too

In a move to prove that the Brits can more feckless than the United States border policy, Britain announced recently that pirates, specifically Somali pirates, could not be detained because it would violate their human rights. and as a bonus incentive, adopted a policy that pirates could seek asylum as refugees. The London Times reports:

Pirates Are People Too

In a move to prove that the Brits can more feckless than the United States border policy, Britain announced recently that pirates, specifically Somali pirates, could not be detained because it would violate their human rights. and as a bonus incentive, adopted a policy that pirates could seek asylum as refugees. The London Times reports:

Pirates can claim UK asylum

“THE Royal Navy, once the scourge of brigands on the high seas, has been told by the Foreign Office not to detain pirates because doing so may breach their human rights.

Warships patrolling pirate-infested waters, such as those off Somalia, have been warned that there is also a risk that captured pirates could claim asylum in Britain.

The Foreign Office has advised that pirates sent back to Somalia could have their human rights breached because, under Islamic law, they face beheading for murder or having a hand chopped off for theft.”

In the 19th century, British warships largely eradicated piracy when they policed the oceans. The death penalty for piracy on the high seas remained on the statute books until 1998. Modern piracy ranges from maritime mugging to stealing from merchant ships with the crew held at gunpoint. “

In just 10 years the Brits have gone from death sentence to an occupational bonus plan. All based upon the fantasy that these local heroes will be beheaded. Britain is rife with the most vile Muslim extremists on the globe, all enjoying the welfare of the British taxpayer. The addition of several hundred Somali pirates must seem like frosting on the cake.

As a public service to the hapless British bureaucrats, DBKP offers a short primer on Islamic justice.


Islamic “Justice”

Last October, a 13-year-old Somali girl was buried up to her waist, with her hands tied, and stoned to death by a crowd of Muslim men while she cried and begged them to stop. Her parents were forced to watch. She had committed the Islamic crime of adultery.

Aisha Ibrahim Duhulow had been gang raped by three men. After reporting the attack to the authorities, the Islamist militia in charge of Kismaayo, Aisha was then convicted of adultery and sentenced to death by stoning.

By pat

Image – LA Times
Source – Washington Post – Girl Stoned to Death in Somalia after Reporting Rape
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3 Responses to Britain Hangs Out Welcome Mat to Somali Pirates

  1. Jon Brooks on April 23, 2009 at 14:11

    Using their type of logic, the British can gain the upper hand..example: Pirates (arrrrr) take over a ship off the Somalia coast.
    They are interdicted and captured by the Brits. The pirates (arrrr) trying using the ..we cannot be returned because we face mutilation and death since we are muslim..routine. The Brits inform them that since sharia is now used in England too and
    it is up to the captain, since the application or non application of English or sharia law is up to him on his own ship. He rules that per sharia law, as now practiced in Britian, the pirates (arrrr) should be mutilated and then shot and dumped overboard.
    If a pirate does a quick conversion to Christianity to escape sharia law, the captain then informs the pirate (arrrrr) that ..he..is muslim and per sharia law excecutes him for apostasy. No muss, no fuss no international incidents, no pirates (arrrr).

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  2. james on April 24, 2009 at 05:48

    This article is over a year old.

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