Lesbian Couple’s Bliss Goes Bust: Wife Arrested After Attempting to Forcefully Impregnate Wife
In a case where lesbian domestic bliss went bust, Stephanie K. Lighten, 26, of Pittsfield, England, has been charged with domestic assault and battery after she attempted to impregnate her “wife” with semen obtained from her brother using a syringe.
From the Berkshire Eagle:
“According to a report by Pittsfield Police Officer Kipp D. Steinman: “Jennifer said that Stephanie had a ‘turkey baster and her brother’s semen in a sealed container.’ Jennifer said she told Stephanie that she didn’t want to get pregnant.” The device was actually a large syringe with a catheter tip, police said, and it was still in its original package when officers confiscated the item.
That’s allegedly when Stephanie threw Jennifer on the couch, grabbed at her clothes and threatened to impregnate her, police said.”
Jennifer Lighten, age 33, then escaped into the bathroom where Stephanie “broke down the door” injuring her wrist. After Jennifer ran from the couple’s apartment and got into the couple’s SUV, Stephanie then allegedly jumped onto the vehicle as Jennifer attempted to drive away. An accident was averted after Jennifer narrowly missed running into a tree. Stephanie was later arrested.
Police have advised Jennifer that she can file charges of “sexual assault with intent to rape”.
By LBG
Hat tip – pat
Image – Lesbian pulp
The story speaks for itself. Therefore, trying to place any rational thought process on them is mute.
Exactly how does a sister actually obtain the brother’s semen?
No, no, no, don’t tell me.
Great spokeswomyn they are.
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Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg Reply:
March 17th, 2009 at 15:59
So your 300-pound, bearded, lesbian sister approaches you ans asks, “hey bro’, howza ’bout unloading your wad in this here cup?”
Non-plussed by your sibling’s surreal request for a dose of baby batter, you reply, “whut cha’ gunna do with it?”
“Ummm…nuthin’…”, she answers.
And naturally you consent. Because, you know, she’s a lesbian and your sister, after all.
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Leaves one speechless. Wonder who she would have chosen as the father on the Birth Certificate?
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That would be Pittsfield, MASSACHUSETTS, USA.
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Not to rain on the parade here, but the woman did not try to forcibly impregnate her “wife”. She THREATENED to do so….she did not carry it out.
What she did do is throw the woman on the couch and get on top of her…. it was an argument, not a rape.
The syringe was never taken out of the package.
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LBG1 Reply:
March 22nd, 2009 at 10:34
Sorry to rain on your parade, Danny, but the “threatened” part came from a quote from the original story. Check out the headline and read what we wrote, aside from the info gathered from the news article.
Thanks for commenting!
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