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Nicola McLean: Miss Scotland, TV, Leeches and Boobs

December 17, 2008
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Nicola McLean, Miss Scotland

[ABOVE: Nicola McLean screeches as discovers a leech on her breast.]


What do you do, if you are Miss Scotland, and while filming a very popular ‘reality’ TV show and a leech attaches itself to your boob–and oh, the cameras are rolling?

Blood-sucker: Nicola plucks the leech from her chest.

Removing excess clothing–of course.

Final examination.


The answer to the thirsty bloodsucker?

Anything–just get this sucker off me!

by pat
images: ITV/Rex Features
Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/celebrity/article-1090044/Sucker-punishment-Nicola-gets-fright-leech-attaches-chest.html


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5 Responses to Nicola McLean: Miss Scotland, TV, Leeches and Boobs

  1. Matt Bryant on December 17, 2008 at 13:02

    Obviously she just wanted to save the poor wee beastie from a death by silicon posioning.

    Reply

  2. David on December 17, 2008 at 15:41

    Lucky suckers

    Reply

  3. bebe's boobs destroy on December 22, 2008 at 01:50

    Pat,

    Why am I not suprised that you are responsible for a boob article? And boy are them things fake!!!!

    Reply

    pat Reply:

    Heidi did a nipple size screen analysis for me in private to prove the fakeness. Calipers. lol. But I think you are all correct.
    (her butt looks ok ;) )

    Reply

  4. austin on April 18, 2009 at 12:43

    wow can you show more

    Reply

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