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Free Ship Cruise: Sign Up Your Friends, But Especially, Your Enemies

November 26, 2008
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Looks like it could be a helluva lot of fun!

I hope you don’t mind, but I’ve taken the liberty of putting your name into a drawing for a Seven-day, Six-night Cruise on the fabulous new Gypsy Queen Cruise Line ship, the ‘ Dixie Belle’.

Good luck, I hope you win!

The Flagship ‘ Dixie Belle’ is shown below…

Your first nights meal promises to be scrumptious, featuring fillet of minnow, grilled perch, collards, and all you eat rusty crawfish!

If you win, make sure to take pictures, especially of the famous ‘Ole Muddy Midnight SkinnyDip’–with your hostesses Euella Bell and Krissie.

[ABOVE: Euella Bell and Krissie]

Since you may be in the presidential suite, you will have a balcony view and the finest facilities with all the expected amenities.

Nothing is too good for my friends!

by RidesAPaleHorse
images: RAPH


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3 Responses to Free Ship Cruise: Sign Up Your Friends, But Especially, Your Enemies

  1. pat on November 27, 2008 at 00:42

    Ewwww

    Reply

  2. James Lucas on January 23, 2009 at 23:30

    I went and it was ok

    Reply

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