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Differences
Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder
But..
[Click images to enlarge.]
The difference between conservative women and liberal women
If it came down to voting, which would you rather look at everyday? The choice seems obvious.
by RidesAPaleHorse
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Wow, that took a lot of imagination. Get the LOUSIEST pictures going of liberal women. What’s next, a dartboard?
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Adam Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 18:26
Probably because the asshole who made the poster watches “Teletubbies.”
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You’re missing a few (MKH for starters).
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That’s hilarious and so true, I’ve noticed that most liberals are unattractive and miserable people!
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So true
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The only one I could see ugly is Rosie O’Donell.
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Conservative women can afford/need the plastic surgery to go with their plastic souls. They are all ugly where it counts, on the inside.
Intelligence is sexy. Brainless talking head bimbos are not.
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admin Reply:
June 20th, 2010 at 10:04
burning bush,
And the that is the primary liberal conceit: that progressives are ‘smart.’ Maybe. Maybe not.
Intelligence is sexy, but the two things sexier to a lib are “power” and “control.”
And that’s the main problem, as I see it.
Thanks for your comment.
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As a 65+ woman, I will tell you what my English born grandmother said “Beauty has no brains”. Take a look around you and you will realize how true this statement is. Other great quote by someone is “She gets by on her looks”, “Beautiful people get old and sag … unless they consider botox”, “Beauty is only skin deep, it is what is under the skin that matters”. I could quote many more, but I think you get the point. There is more to life than good looks and a great body … know what I mean? Beautiful people belong on stage winning beauty contests, those running our country need the BRAINS.
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And where did you leave yours?
No point in going much further with this except to say that you must be a democrat.
Jealousy makes people like yourself even uglier.
“Beauty is only skin deep but ugly (democrat) goes clear to the bone.
Judging by your comment and criteria, you must be a genius.
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I find the variations on this moronic “ugly liberals, hot conservatives” meme pathetically funny. You closet faggot Republicans (and that includes you Bake Show, Keno1225, admin, and Rides A Pale Horse) constantly lose the irony.
Really, PJ hit the nail on the head but take a look at the list…
“CONSERVATIVE” WOMEN
Elizabeth Hasselback: looks ugly in real life, 100% makeup, basically Britney Spears if she decided to be a hack conservative pundit instead of a hack popstar.
Ann Coulter: looks like a bad tranny, the fact that so many conservative guys find her attractive proves what closet homos so many of you are.
Cindy McCain: Are you kidding, she looks like the Borg Queen! You found a shot that does not show a street map of wrinkles.
Ayan Hirsi Ali: good-looking, but I’m not sure if she counts as a conservative pundit. One of the “New Atheists” but distinguished from Dawkins-Dennet-Harris-Hitchens by being younger, of Black-African ancestry, and female among a white male group. That makes her endearing to me, but not so much to social conservatives or Straussian neoconservatives. She just has an unfortunate tendency to align herself with some far-right neocon types out of convenience.
Laura Ingraham: looks like a dyke, see Ann Coulter.
Michelle Malkin: extremely pug-faced, how anyone can find that thing attractive is beyond me! That creature looks like she rode a motorcycle face-first into a wall.
Sarah Palin: strangely attractive despite agromegalic traits bordering on androgynous… She is probably the only remotely attractive conservative female of importance, but too bad she’s an airhead.
Laura Bush: not necessarily ugly, but attractive is not the word that comes to mind. I mean she looks like the Joker (not Heath Ledger’s Joker).
LIBERAL WOMEN
Michelle Obama: I do not see what’s wrong with her. Maybe you closet faggot conservatives are unable to naturally feel attracted to a female, or maybe you all are just racists. Something has to explain why you would consider a perfectly normal-looking woman (I happen to think she looks kind of pretty) “ugly” when you consider Tranny Coulter, ladyboy Michelle “Pugface” Malkin, or the Joker “hot.”
Whoopi Goldberg: Agreed, but she’s cool as hell… I mean tell me you wouldn’t mind passing blunts with her.
Chelsea Clinton: Okay, I’ll concede…
Hillary Clinton: yeah, yeah, I know, she’s the anti-christ… While I don’t think she is attractive by any stretch, she was not ugly like way back in her 20′s. [Your list contains pictures of conservative women of young age and liberal women of old age.]
Rosie O’Donnel: Well, what can I say besides the fact that she’s, well, a fat dyke… she’s not supposed to be attractive.
Michael Jackson: The fact that you include him as an example suggests how gender-confused you closet faggot conservatives are. Not to mention, while he is not conservative, I don’t think he’s liberal either, really more a-political than anything… oh wait, you’re joking, but the fact that you needed to pad the list says something.
A much better list:
Conservative Women- Ann Coulter (tranny), Laura Ingraham, Michelle Malkin (pug-faced mail-order-bride), Elisabeth Hasselback (Brittney Spears of punditry), Ayn Rand (severe case of “Jewish Manface Syndrome”), Laura Schlessinger (ditto), Pamela Geller (ditto, Geller is just butt ugly), Debbie Schlussel (ditto, also fat, notwithstanding her obviously photoshopped blog portrait that looks like a Slavic prostitute)
Liberal women- Natalie Portman for starters (lest you think I am being “anti-Semitic” by pointing out ugly stereotypically Jewish features such as “Manface” and big crooked noses on Debbie Schlussel, Ayn Rand, or Pam Geller, Portman on the other hand lacks any such stereotypical traits and is one fine Jewess!), Tina Fey, Salma Hayek, Catherine Zeta Jones, Dennis Kucinich’s wife…
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The ridiculous of this really is the “…voting, which would you rather look at everyday…?” Well, when you base your vote on whether the candidate is easy to look at, you’re a moron. You may be ugly you may be hot, who cares though because you are a fucking idiot and it is a shame you are allowed to vote. What happened to voting based on issues? And really, democrat, republican… Pretty much the same thing. Liberal or conservative? So you button your blouse a little higher. Who friction cares? The pictures are inaccurate representations of the candidates, yes, but who cares? Voting based on a real or fake picture of someone makes you an imbecile.
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These conservative woman give lie to the old addage that you can’t be beautiful and be smart. These are extremely bright woman who threaten every belief held by socialist, low class, closed minded libs. Many of these woman hold higher education degrees from Ivy League schools. Where did you get your degree? Do you even have one? The language many of you libs chosse to use tells me either you don’t have a college degree or you attended a very poor college.
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