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		<title>By: Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2008/09/john-edwards-scandal-swingers-lights-camera-movies-action/comment-page-1/#comment-5419</link>
		<dc:creator>Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:30:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Get your silly string ready:

Former senator and presidential candidate John Edwards will speak about election results and answer questions during a lecture Nov. 11 at 7 p.m. in the Indiana University Auditorium, the Indiana Memorial Union Board announced today.

His talk will focus on what the results mean for Americaâ€™s political and economic future. The lecture is free and open to the public and will be followed by a question and answer session.

The lecture is co-sponsored by the Office of the Provost, the Residence Halls Association, IU College Democrats, and Young Democrats of Indiana, according to the union board.

For more information about the event contact Union Board Public Relations Director Nathan Click at ubpr@indiana.edu or 855-4682.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Get your silly string ready:</p>
<p>Former senator and presidential candidate John Edwards will speak about election results and answer questions during a lecture Nov. 11 at 7 p.m. in the Indiana University Auditorium, the Indiana Memorial Union Board announced today.</p>
<p>His talk will focus on what the results mean for Americaâ€™s political and economic future. The lecture is free and open to the public and will be followed by a question and answer session.</p>
<p>The lecture is co-sponsored by the Office of the Provost, the Residence Halls Association, IU College Democrats, and Young Democrats of Indiana, according to the union board.</p>
<p>For more information about the event contact Union Board Public Relations Director Nathan Click at <a href="mailto:ubpr@indiana.edu">ubpr@indiana.edu</a> or 855-4682.</p>
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		<title>By: kris</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2008/09/john-edwards-scandal-swingers-lights-camera-movies-action/comment-page-1/#comment-5194</link>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:21:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This gem of an Edwards parody is hysterical and deserves a larger audience than it has thus far received on youtube:

&quot;I Kissed a Girl (Tried to Hide It)&quot;:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2DifjJKYdc&amp;feature=related</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This gem of an Edwards parody is hysterical and deserves a larger audience than it has thus far received on youtube:</p>
<p>&#8220;I Kissed a Girl (Tried to Hide It)&#8221;:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2DifjJKYdc&#038;feature=related" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2DifjJKYdc&#038;feature=related</a></p>
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		<title>By: Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2008/09/john-edwards-scandal-swingers-lights-camera-movies-action/comment-page-1/#comment-5146</link>
		<dc:creator>Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;...why its manifested into incurable cancer - the stress of living in a marriage where your constantly having to swallow the lies...&quot;

I&#039;d frankly never thought of that, but I suppose that could be the case.  If John Edwards ever gains a conscience, he should give his family some peace by changing his name and just disappearing from the public world.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;&#8230;why its manifested into incurable cancer &#8211; the stress of living in a marriage where your constantly having to swallow the lies&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>I&#8217;d frankly never thought of that, but I suppose that could be the case.  If John Edwards ever gains a conscience, he should give his family some peace by changing his name and just disappearing from the public world.</p>
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		<title>By: Marilyn</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2008/09/john-edwards-scandal-swingers-lights-camera-movies-action/comment-page-1/#comment-5142</link>
		<dc:creator>Marilyn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:24:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well - this explains why Elizabeth end up with breast cancer to begin with and why its manifested into incurable cancer - the stress of living in a marriage where your constantly having to swallow the lies of the person your suppose to be a partner with and covering up (your said person) at the same time.  Well I hope Elizabeth is truly doing as she says she doing and thats putting her health first and the well being of her children because there is nothing left for her to do at this point in their marriage.  I&#039;m not that strong of a person - I would have to leave and take the kids - try and get half of the money. 

I suspect Rielle is cut from the same cloth, lying when it suits her needs.  I don&#039;t feel sorry for Rielle - she was looking for fame and fortune and thought she hit the mother load in Edwards.

As my mother always told me - don&#039;t get involved with a married man - he&#039;ll only bring you heartache.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well &#8211; this explains why Elizabeth end up with breast cancer to begin with and why its manifested into incurable cancer &#8211; the stress of living in a marriage where your constantly having to swallow the lies of the person your suppose to be a partner with and covering up (your said person) at the same time.  Well I hope Elizabeth is truly doing as she says she doing and thats putting her health first and the well being of her children because there is nothing left for her to do at this point in their marriage.  I&#8217;m not that strong of a person &#8211; I would have to leave and take the kids &#8211; try and get half of the money. </p>
<p>I suspect Rielle is cut from the same cloth, lying when it suits her needs.  I don&#8217;t feel sorry for Rielle &#8211; she was looking for fame and fortune and thought she hit the mother load in Edwards.</p>
<p>As my mother always told me &#8211; don&#8217;t get involved with a married man &#8211; he&#8217;ll only bring you heartache.</p>
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		<title>By: Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2008/09/john-edwards-scandal-swingers-lights-camera-movies-action/comment-page-1/#comment-5137</link>
		<dc:creator>Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:31:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;So Edwards lies to everyone (Rielle too) or just to his wife and kids?&quot;  I suspect he lies to pretty much anyone of significance in his life.  After the hush money dries-up and Rielle decides it&#039;s time to tell the Oprah her &quot;love story&quot;, we&#039;ll get to wallow through the lies he told her, as well.

I don&#039;t know anything definitive WRT his whereabouts, but most sources I&#039;ve seen say he visits with, but is not &lt;em&gt;living&lt;/em&gt; with his family.  But then again, if you have a 25,000 sq.ft house, you &lt;em&gt;could&lt;/em&gt; be living apart from your spouse and still be under the same roof.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;So Edwards lies to everyone (Rielle too) or just to his wife and kids?&#8221;  I suspect he lies to pretty much anyone of significance in his life.  After the hush money dries-up and Rielle decides it&#8217;s time to tell the Oprah her &#8220;love story&#8221;, we&#8217;ll get to wallow through the lies he told her, as well.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know anything definitive WRT his whereabouts, but most sources I&#8217;ve seen say he visits with, but is not <em>living</em> with his family.  But then again, if you have a 25,000 sq.ft house, you <em>could</em> be living apart from your spouse and still be under the same roof.</p>
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		<title>By: Marilyn</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2008/09/john-edwards-scandal-swingers-lights-camera-movies-action/comment-page-1/#comment-5131</link>
		<dc:creator>Marilyn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:41:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg - Also, since you have &quot;sources&quot; - is Edwards living apart from Elizabeth &amp; the kids?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg &#8211; Also, since you have &#8220;sources&#8221; &#8211; is Edwards living apart from Elizabeth &amp; the kids?</p>
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		<title>By: Marilyn</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2008/09/john-edwards-scandal-swingers-lights-camera-movies-action/comment-page-1/#comment-5128</link>
		<dc:creator>Marilyn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:14:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg  - So Edwards lies to everyone (Rielle too) or just to his wife and kids?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg  &#8211; So Edwards lies to everyone (Rielle too) or just to his wife and kids?</p>
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		<title>By: Kit</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2008/09/john-edwards-scandal-swingers-lights-camera-movies-action/comment-page-1/#comment-5127</link>
		<dc:creator>Kit</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 14:56:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s just like Johnny said - his biggest fault is he cares too much


...MWAHAHAHA!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s just like Johnny said &#8211; his biggest fault is he cares too much</p>
<p>&#8230;MWAHAHAHA!</p>
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		<title>By: Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2008/09/john-edwards-scandal-swingers-lights-camera-movies-action/comment-page-1/#comment-5113</link>
		<dc:creator>Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:44:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;em&gt;That&#039;s&lt;/em&gt; whe she realized who she was married to:
He&#039;s a genious.
He&#039;s a multi-multi-uber-millionaire.
He &lt;em&gt;might&lt;/em&gt; lead the free world someday.
But he also lies to the most significant people in his life &lt;em&gt;for no particular reason at all&lt;/em&gt;.

When you wake up and realize you&#039;re in bed with the devil, it&#039;s best just to just not say anything.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>That&#8217;s</em> whe she realized who she was married to:<br />
He&#8217;s a genious.<br />
He&#8217;s a multi-multi-uber-millionaire.<br />
He <em>might</em> lead the free world someday.<br />
But he also lies to the most significant people in his life <em>for no particular reason at all</em>.</p>
<p>When you wake up and realize you&#8217;re in bed with the devil, it&#8217;s best just to just not say anything.</p>
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		<title>By: Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg</title>
		<link>http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2008/09/john-edwards-scandal-swingers-lights-camera-movies-action/comment-page-1/#comment-5112</link>
		<dc:creator>Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:31:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Hopefully Edwards has been honest with Elizabeth...&quot;

Regrettably, Marilyn (and I&#039;m &lt;em&gt;not&lt;/em&gt; trying to be a smart-ass), my sources say, &quot;no&quot;.

America needs to understand what Elizabeth Edwards leaned the hard way: John Edwards is a pathological liar.

It&#039;s not an epithet; it&#039;s the truth.  John Edwards lies reflexively.  There is no conscious thought.  He doesn&#039;t plan to lie, it just comes out that way.  Incapable of telling the truth, his truly brilliant but tragic brain runs overtime conjuring scenarios counter to reality, so that if he&#039;s ever cornered, he instantly has a coherent, plausible alternate version of reality to explain what other people have &#039;misunderstood&#039;.

If Elizabeth Edwards has ever experienced true &#039;horror&#039;, it was the unremarkable and otherwise forgettable day sometime in the past 25 years of their marriage when she caught him in a blatant, although benign lie.  Some situation in which there was no particular reason for John to lie, but he did it &lt;em&gt;anyway&lt;/em&gt;.  Something completely nonsensical to lie about, like what he had for breakfast, or who he bumped into the other day.  It served no purpose other than to confirm for him that &lt;em&gt;his&lt;/em&gt; world was the &lt;em&gt;real&lt;/em&gt; one.  He controlled reality.  And he still does (in his own mind).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Hopefully Edwards has been honest with Elizabeth&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>Regrettably, Marilyn (and I&#8217;m <em>not</em> trying to be a smart-ass), my sources say, &#8220;no&#8221;.</p>
<p>America needs to understand what Elizabeth Edwards leaned the hard way: John Edwards is a pathological liar.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s not an epithet; it&#8217;s the truth.  John Edwards lies reflexively.  There is no conscious thought.  He doesn&#8217;t plan to lie, it just comes out that way.  Incapable of telling the truth, his truly brilliant but tragic brain runs overtime conjuring scenarios counter to reality, so that if he&#8217;s ever cornered, he instantly has a coherent, plausible alternate version of reality to explain what other people have &#8216;misunderstood&#8217;.</p>
<p>If Elizabeth Edwards has ever experienced true &#8216;horror&#8217;, it was the unremarkable and otherwise forgettable day sometime in the past 25 years of their marriage when she caught him in a blatant, although benign lie.  Some situation in which there was no particular reason for John to lie, but he did it <em>anyway</em>.  Something completely nonsensical to lie about, like what he had for breakfast, or who he bumped into the other day.  It served no purpose other than to confirm for him that <em>his</em> world was the <em>real</em> one.  He controlled reality.  And he still does (in his own mind).</p>
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