Jo from “Jo and Slade: Date My Ex”, the Final Elimination Recap

It’s the final elimination on Jo and Slade: Date My Ex. DBKP has the recap in pictures and subtitles. Who did Jo choose, Chris or Lucas? Did Jo finally put on a decent dress? Did Slade get jealous when Jo packed up her posse and headed to San Diego for the final elimination? Does Myia still have those awful bangs?

We’ll answer some of these questions in our picture story of Jo and Slade: Date my Ex, the final elimination.

Myia calls Slade to “squeal” on Jo and her posse ditching Slade and going to San Diego for the final elimination between Chris and Lucas.

Slade pretends the phone call from Myia was “spontaneous”.

Slade “confronts” Chris and Lucas at the hotel in San Diego. Slade shakes their hand and says he’s got “issues” with his past relationship with Jo, wishes them luck, then leaves to go find Jo.

Chris and Lucas wonder if the woolen scarf wrapped around Slades’ neck during the hot summer hasn’t killed off what few precious brain cells he’s got left.

Jo, Myia, and Katy drink Mylanta cocktails while Slade wishes Jo good luck.

Tragically unhip Slade tells Myia and Katy to “touch his ‘magic’ scarf”.

“Thanks for the mammaries,” Slade whispers in Jo’s ear.

Slade leaves and is instantly forgotten. Myia has one too many Mylanta cocktails while Jo talks about which guy she should pick, Chris or Lucas, in the final elimination.

Jo shows up for her date with Lucas before the final elmination. Lucas wonders if Jo packed her skirt in the giant purse she’s carrying.

Jo and Chris go on their final date. Jo wears pants, does this mean something, and stiletto heels for the walk through the sand to a lighthouse.

Chris shows he knows how to pop the cork on a champagne bottle.

Jo puts on a sexy nightie and grabs a bottle of booze to “contemplate” which guy she’s gonna choose: Chris or Lucas. Meanwhile she talks to Slade, and here we thought they’d said goodbye.

Jo and Chris meet for the final elimination.

Chris wonders if he can read Jo’s mind to find out who she will choose… until he realizes Jo doesn’t really have a mind.

Chris thinks Jo is thinking about what to say while in reality, Jo is looking at the smudge on her Jimmy Choo shoes.

Jo tells Chris he’s “swept her off her feet” BUT she’s not”… Chris interupts Jo.. “don’t say it” he says as he turns and walks away….

Chris thinks, “Good God, I just dodged a bullet”…

It’s Lucas’ turn. He has no idea that Jo has just “eliminated” Chris.

Jo tells Lucas he’s “tons of fun!”

Jo tells Lucas he’s the “one”.

Lucas asks Jo to be his “real housewife in Orange County” where he’s looking to buy a home in Coto. (j/k)

Myia asks Jo if she can have “Chris”. Jo sticks out her tongue and says “only if I can meet your cute Aussie cousin, the “wonder from Down Under”.

Lucas wonders if it’s too late to get a ride to the airport with Chris.

*Jo did pick Lucas. Chris did stop Jo from giving her “why I eliminated you” speech. Slade did show up at the hotel and then left. Jo did talk to Slade on the phone. We’re still not sure what Lucas won with Jo.

An observation, Slade should ditch the scruffy scarf look, but that’s just our opinion. We’d like to see the tables turned on Jo and Slade’s next reality series. Slade gets to date a series of good looking ladies who have to live with Jo in her apartment. See how Jo handles it versus Slade. We’re not afraid to admit we’d watch it.

We actually had fun watching Jo and Slade in Date My Ex.

Our thoughts and prayers go out to Slade and his son, Grayson.

By LBG