The Obamessiah Changes Air to Oil

John 2:1-11 (New International Version)
John 2

On the third day, a banquet of the faithful took place at a place called Missouri. The Obamessiah’s mother, along with the Obamessiah and his disciples, had also been invited to the gathering, when the pilgrims found themselves at the mercy of the evil producers of oil.

Obamessiah’s mother said to him, “The pilgrims have no more oil.”

“Dear woman, why do thou involve thee?” the Obamessiah replied. “My time has not yet come.”

His mother said to the servants, “Do whatever thine Obamessiah commands.”

Nearby stood six round rubber vessels used by travellers to cushion the harsh ride of the carts upon which they made their pilgrimmages, each vessel holding varied amounts of volume.

The Obamessiah said to the servants, “Properly inflate thine vessels”. So the servants filled the vessels to the proper amount.

Then He told them, “Make sure thine cart is in proper repair and continue thy pilgrimmages.”

They did so, and the pilgrims were thus amazed that they were able to travel further. The Obamessiah had created oil where there was none.

The master of the banquet tested the vessels that had been properly inflated and the carts which had been properly cared for. He could not surmise where the oil had come from, though the servants who had inflated the vessels knew. Then he called the banquet chairperson aside and said, “Everyone says there is no oil. I say to you, this a result of their gluttony and of the evil oil producers who sold cheaper oil at a lower price in the beginning. As the unwashed masses appetite increased, the oil kings raised their prices, and oil became too high a price to pay. But you have saved the best for last, he said, not knowing that the Obamessiah had shown the the true way.

This, the first of his miraculous signs, the Obamessiah performed in the place called Missouri. He thus revealed his glory, and his disciples put their faith in him.

By RidesAPaleHorse