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War on Terror: Marines See Success Implanting Patriot Microchip in Terrorists

July 28, 2008
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[NOTE: Although the Patriot Micro Chip technology is really nothing new; we were struck by the freshness of this particular presentation.]

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THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists. The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.

When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.

The Patriot Chip comes in various sizes.

The Implantee may or may not be allowed to choose the size. The implant may or may not be painless.

WARNING: Some bleeding and or swelling may occur at the injection site.

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USMC

THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS

NOTE: Although not reported much in traditional media, reports indicate the Marines have experienced a great deal of success in implanting the Patriot microchip in terrorists in both Iraq and Afghanistan.

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12 Responses to War on Terror: Marines See Success Implanting Patriot Microchip in Terrorists

  1. Hucbald on March 11, 2009 at 01:44

    Alex: “For $1000, It is almost impervious to wind drift, and leaves only the face behind.”

    Omar: “What is a 180 grain Nosler Ballistic tip, Alex!”

    Reply

  2. Smorgasbord on March 11, 2009 at 05:01

    I referred this story to Blackfive. I am guessing they will want to link to it.

    Reply

    admin Reply:

    Many thanks!

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  3. Hampton's Redshirt on March 11, 2009 at 06:35

    A lead dibbiyah

    a bump of piety

    excellent!

    Reply

  4. [...] to speak to God. The Patriot Chip comes in various sizes. Found this HERE [...]

  5. jdfjd on March 11, 2009 at 10:21

    The mark of the dead beast.

    Reply

  6. admin on March 11, 2009 at 12:50

    NOTE: Thanks to The Jawa Report for the mention! Remember, you can pet a Jawa easier than a rock.

    Reply

  7. Sergeant Major T. on March 11, 2009 at 13:45

    God Bless those Marines… They certainly Excel in the best methods to “Reach out and Touch Someone Today”

    However, the Army has some very good practioneers of the same policy of Patriot injection as well.

    SGM T.

    Reply

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  9. Don on March 11, 2009 at 20:06

    I support this program 100%

    Reply

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