Crotch Burning: Bad Practical Jokes and Anger Issues

Goodness gracious, great balls of fire…

After two men ended up in the slammer when they played a “burning crotch” practical joke on a friend, DBKP decided to see if there were other similar stories out there.

We found a Georgia woman who “burned” with anger after she attempted to scorch her boyfriend’s crotch. A woman in New York who had a “burning” desire for two boyfriends, and a Russian woman whose hot temper at an ex-husband’s penis almost turned him into a human torch.

According to the OC Register, three men were partying on Grover Beach in California. Matthew Craig Pillers, a 22-yr-old parolee, and another buddy, 19-yr-old Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer, played a “practical joke” on a third pal, Elliot Tuleja, who had passed out. Keiffer and Pillers poured cologne on their buddy’s crotch and then set it on fire.

The incident occurred back on January 18. Tuleja ended up with 2nd degree burns while the two “buds” were sentenced to the slammer after being convicted of felony “great body injury”.

Piller, a parolee, was sent back to prison for an extended 2 year stay. Keiffer was sentenced to 45 days in the San Luis Obispo County Jail.

In December of 2005, a Georgia woman, angry at her boyfriend, doused the sleeping man’s crotch with gasoline then set it on fire. The woman ended up in critical condition at the local hospital as in the ensuing attempt to burn her boyfriend’s manhood, she set herself on fire. She was also charged with arson and aggravated assault. Her boyfriend ended up in the burn unit.

In 2003, a 27-yr-old Newark, New York woman seemed to have sex/anger related issues after she attempted to set not one, but two boyfriends on fire within a span of several days.

Darlene Humby used lighter fluid on boyfriend Matt Hutchinson’s crotch, luckily for him he was uninjured. The second sex partner had lighter fluid poured on his shirt.

The lesson for Russian men is don’t annoy fiery ex-wives, if you want to keep your manhood intact.
–Russian newspaper quote

In 2007, a Russian woman set her ex-husband’s penis on fire. The couple had been married for 19 years. They divorced but still lived together.

The ex-husband had a habit of watching TV in the nude while sipping vodka. In what was described as a “fit of anger” the woman attempted to set his penis on fire by spilling vodka on the man’s penis then lighting it with a match. When that failed she rolled up a newspaper and set it on fire then threw it on his crotch.

Doctors said he would have burned alive if the woman hadn’t called an ambulance.

Is this all a new fad?

By LBG

image: nmsu
Source – North Country Gazette – Woman Sets Boyfriend’s Crotch on fire after argument
Source – New Republic – Upstate NY Woman sets partners on fire
Source – Life is a joke – Russian woman sets fire to ex-husband’s penis
Image – Crotch Burning

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