Barack Obama, Fashion: Lack of Revealing Obama Pix Puzzling
Fashion and Politics
One for the Monday, Two for the Show
by Suzette
Cripes! Suzette
I didn’t want to have to start analyzing President Barry’s wardrobe, but I see that none of you are going to do it, are you?
Let me begin by addressing the elephant in the room. Why do we never see a pants lump in pictures of the presumptive nominee? You know what I mean – the big baloney. The wonder down under. (Don’t worry - I’ve got a million of ‘em, and the campaign season has only just begun.)
Even in those photos of him splashing around in the surf in a wet bathing suit, you can’t make out anything. And when he had a chance to wear those lycra biking shorts, he chose instead to put on his mom jeans. And I ask you – have you ever seen thicker fleece than those sweatpants he wears to play basketball? The worst of it is that he provokes us to look there.
Now men, I’m sorry if this is a revelation to you, but the ladies look at you there all the time.
All the time.
So we’re hardly in need of inducement to do so. Yet look at the careful staging as the President of the World appeared before the masses in Germany today. The stance is reminiscent of the Blue Suede Shoes-era Elvis, the end of the tie draws the eye downwards, the pants bag out where the lump should be. And the very buzzwords from the campaign: Hope and Change. Hope and Change. I hope he changes into some slim-cut khakis before I get too old.
Donatella Versace said his suits are ill-fitted. This issue must be exactly what she’s talking about because she designed a line of “stream-lined” menswear inspired by him. You can yammer all you want trying to prove that the MSM is covering up for him, but you won’t convince anybody until you show photographic evidence that not once in all the millions of images of Obama is there the slightest bump. If that’s not a cover-up, I don’t know what is.
But don’t worry – I’ll be watching.
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Anyone who has begun to think, places some portion of the world in jeopardy.JohnDeweyJohn Dewey
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Since the invention of the microprocessor, the cost of moving a byte of information around has fallen on the order of 10-million-fold. Never before in the human history has any product or service gotten 10 million times cheaper–much less in the course of a couple decades. That’s as if a 747 plane, once at $150 million a piece, could now be bought for about the price of a large pizza.MichaelRothschildMichael Rothschild, author of Bionomics, Economy as Ecosystem
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Here’s one provable theory:
Previous Owner of Obama’s Birth Certificate was “Female”
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when he was on the view yesterday, he looked like he was trying to dress like justin timberlake from that one video.
sort of banana republic-ish, which i like because i, too, am tall and lanky like the great statesmen lincoln and obama.
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