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Easton, MD Police Arrest Boy for Going Topless

June 13, 2008
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Easton, Maryland has demonstrated with alacrity how stupid Americans can be. To wit, the authorities seem unable to discern that there are some very noticeable differences between the sexes. (psst. don’t tell the kids, but women have breasts).

“For only the third time in five years, Easton police have ticketed someone for going topless in public. Sean Cephus, 18, was cited June 4 when police say he was spotted without a shirt on South Street near Hanson Street. He was also cited for failing to obey a lawful order to stop for police.”

He likely didn’t stop because he thought them kidding.

But they were not. No, this is a serious issue in Easton, as shown by the need to arrest someone every few years or so. By golly,”Easton Police Lt. Gregory Wright said people without shirts are considered a public nuisance. He said three citations have been issued since 2003.”

In an effort to partner up with law enforcement, DBKP presents to all the authorities of Easton, the following photos. They demonstrate the difference between the sexes, as well as acceptable–and nonacceptable–public dress.

THIS IS OK.

THIS IS NOT SO GOOD.

THIS MAN NEEDS TO BE ARRESTED.

by pat
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http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D918N8DO1&show_article=1&catnum=9
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4 Responses to Easton, MD Police Arrest Boy for Going Topless

  1. Mike Wasdin on June 14, 2008 at 10:47

    What exactly is “not so good” about the second picture? Looks pretty damn good to me.

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  2. Archie1954 on June 15, 2008 at 01:26

    We shouldn’t be too hard on the police in this case because it is Maryland and everyone knows about their problem. You know the intermarriage, the resulting mental challenges experienced by the majority of people living there. Tell the truth have you ever known anyone from that state who could sign their name without using an x? Really it’s very sad but the poor people seem to be faring quite well with their obvious mental handicaps. So cut them some slack and hope that they disappear back into the Ozarks from which they emerged never to bother normal people again.

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  3. Candin on September 27, 2008 at 01:41

    You guys don’t know the half of it when it comes to this stupid-as-hell town.

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  4. pat on September 27, 2008 at 01:55

    Candin, makes one wonder where the kids come from, doesn’t it? Boobs versus Breasts. Hmmmm. If you bare too stupid to notice………

    Reply

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