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Burkini:Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Burkini

June 7, 2008
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She was afraid to come out of the شاطئ, منطقة ساحلية سكن
She was as nervous as she could be
She was afraid to come out of the شاطئ, منطقة ساحلية سكن
She was afraid that somebody would see

Two-three-four, tell the people what she wore

It was an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Burkini
That she wore for the first time today
An Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Burkini
So in the شاطئ, منطقة ساحلية سكن, she wanted to stay

Will Muslim beach bunnies soon be seen frolicking on the globe’s beaches?

If they are, they’ll likely be in a burkini.

A burqini (or burkini) swimsuit is a type of swimsuit for women designed by Lebanese Australian Aheda Zanetti under the company name Ahiida. The suit covers the whole body except the face, the hands and the feet (enough to preserve Muslim modesty), whilst being light enough to enable swimming. It was described as the perfect solution for Muslim women who want to swim but are uncomfortable about “revealing” bathing suits

As they say in Arabia: تقي, مقدس, رهيب, ورع, مفعم بقوة خفية, قدسي بقرة, أنثى الفيل, أنثى الحوت !”*

To sum up, “Two-three-four, tell the people what she wore.”

[Courtesy of The Big Feed and Stlyrics.com.]
* – Holy Cow!
by Mondoreb
Sources:
* BURKINI BABES: NOW SIMMER DOWN FELLAS
* Brian Hyland, Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
* Burqini

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