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Man Accuses Naked Maid of Cleaning Out Wife’s Jewelry

May 28, 2008
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A Florida man has accused a naked maid of cleaning his wife’s jewelry to the tune of $40,000.

The man hired a naked maid off the internet; she charged a $100 an hour to strip down and clean his house in the buff. Somehow she managed to clean out the man’s wife’s jewelry while the Missus was on holiday.

According to the St. Petersburg Times, the man claims the naked maid was alone in the bedroom for “a short while”.

Naked Dan the Handyman

We did some research in the Tampa area and found another “nude” cleaner and butler, Naked Dan the Handyman.

Naked Dan advertises he’s also a naked notary-model-bartender-Entertainer-Male stripper and, believe it or not, a naked handyman.

The suspect in the naked jewelry heist is described as a white female between the ages of 21-24. Obviously the man was unable to give any other type of description other than she was nude and between 21 and 24. Since she charged $100 an hour we figure she owes him another 399 hours for “services rendered”.

By LBG

Source – Naked Dan the Handyman
Source – St. Petersburg Times – Nude Maid Cleans Cheval House, including the jewelry
Image - Polyvore

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