Jimmy Carter: Calls for the EU to Break with USA over Gaza

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Jimmy Carter continues his brave but losing battle against diarrhea of the mouth.

Carter, ex-president, continued his nearly 3-decades-long “Crusade to Be Relevant” by calling for the European Union to break with the U.S. over Jimmy’s Kids, the Palestinians.

Britain and other European governments should break from the US over the international embargo on Gaza, former US president Jimmy Carter told the Guardian yesterday. Carter, visiting the Welsh border town of Hay for the Guardian literary festival, described the EU’s position on the Israeli-Palestinian dispute as “supine” and its failure to criticise the Israeli blockade of Gaza as “embarrassing”.

Referring to the possibility of Europe breaking with the US in an interview with the Guardian, he said: “Why not? They’re not our vassals. They occupy an equal position with the US.”

Carter is no more relevant today than 30 years ago. To recount the blunderful Carter years would keep one busy for months–even if Jimmy suddenly went deaf, dumb and blind.

So, we turned to one of the best.

“When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.”
–Jimmy Carter, Glorious Ex-president

To which Snoop–of Political Party Poop–replied, “Jimmy Carter Yup, that’s what he said. The dictator “speaks for all the people.”

Poor Jimmy. (How many times has that sentence been written?) He so desperately wants to be listened to. If it were possible to harness the combined energy of all the American eyes that roll every time Carter opens his mouth, gasoline would be back to under $1.00 a gallon.

By now, Jimmy Carter knows that the only time he garners any press coverage is when he’s either bashing the U.S., shilling for his favorite paid clients, the Palestinians, or making some outrageously-dumbass statement.

By his above statements, he’s gone 3-for-3.

Demonstrating an effectiveness never demonstrated in that four-year cycle of despair, gloom and slapstick known as the “Carter Years.”

by Mondoreb

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